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Kind of rich coming from a party whose members repeat a common set on nonsense talking point ad nauseam.

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But mapping out the pathological would not be logical. And mapping the pathetic would be unempathetic.

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Bud Dwyer for treasurer

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There WAS R. Budd Dwyer of TV fun fame, and also...

assshole Bud Shuster (R-PA)... ''..unlike most Interstate Highway numbers, which were assigned by the American Association of State Highway and Transportation Officials (AASHTO) to fit into a grid, I-99's number was written into Section 332 of the National Highway System Designation Act of 1995 by Bud Shuster, then-chair of the U.S. House Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure, the bill's sponsor, and the representative of the district through which the highway runs. I-99 violates the AASHTO numbering convention associated with Interstate Highways, as it should lie to the east of I-97 but instead lies east of I-79 and west of I-81.''

In other words, Shuster liked the number 99, and so insisted that the route be numbered that way CAUSE HE LIKED ITAlthough long. it should've been a spur route, either off of I-86 in NY (say as I-786), or off of I-70/I-76 in PA (say as I-770 or I-776)...

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Mahnattan is better than DC...

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One problem with this guy though. There is nothing of the ideologue in the democratic position. It’s simply reasonable and fair.

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Die mad about it Pooty Poot

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Featuring the Goddess Catherine O'Hara! LOVE her.

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"fine, let your dog shit in our lilies and befoul the grass, we don't care"

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"Diversity of thought" = "we can't agree on anything and will ensure eternal gridlock that'll prevent any work from being done"

And you can tell she doesn't believe what she's shovelling, because that strained grin is a big tell. Anytime Republicans preface one of their plans/positions with "unlike Democrats", it means they're on the defensive.

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This is probably a super spreader event . Or at least HOLY Halitosis Batman..Is this the work of Dark Brandon?

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That's the delusion of the enablers who like to be referred to as moderates - they literally always think that

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What a fucking waste of Dan Goldman's and Adam Schiff's time. Also too, Nancy Pelosi's!

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Every time someone says that I always hope they'll have a care for the abused staffers who have to clean it all off the walls

Every time he throws a tantrum with it

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They could have tried, convicted, and jailed that piece of crap and he would have gotten a tfg pardon anyway. I can tell you though that even if zinks had been in jail for a week his horse would have enjoyed seven days without someone sawing at his reins.

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Tom Cole motions we adjourn to 8pm.

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