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Shypixel's avatar

Finally, some biblical justice in this country...

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Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: You're evicted!

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SullivanSt's avatar

I guess we're going to have to open up a "police" category for the shitmuffin of the year competition. Probably won't need to spend too long in deliberations for this year's award.

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The Quirk's avatar

Master Blaster runs Norristown!

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Shypixel's avatar

When you outlaw being a victim, only outlaws will be victims.

That's some sound fucking logic right there.

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Shypixel's avatar

Call him Legion, for he is many.

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Shypixel's avatar

<em>Snazzy Edit</em>

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Shypixel's avatar

Also: an inside job.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well if she just quit running into his fist she wouldn’t have been evicted.

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