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snazzier uniforms, too.

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The classic case being the M-1 tanks the Army does not want more of, TYVM, but Ohio-4 has been Republican since 1938 and they gotta make sure it stays that way.

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Hell, it'd cost less than paying for Donnie Two Scoops' three-day weekends.

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"Hey! Listen!"

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Great move: train soldiers, then piss them off. Time tested rightwing method: worked with Bin Laden.

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At a cursory glance this is what happens when the senior levels of the chain of command are all kinds of fucked up when they write policy.

The end result are stupid and conflicting policies that have to be enforced.

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As it ever was.

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We wouldn't be having this problem if we'd gone with Hessians.

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"We must be gettin' close."https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I'd think the US military wouldn't be too picky about who they hire, especially in such important jobs. But I should've known better, considering we've been down a similar road before: http://www.threepanelsoul.c...

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I thought it sounded more like some dumb acronym from Halo.

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i was in the DEP. i joined right after graduation, but delayed basic till winter, cause i didn't want to be in basic, in kentucky, in summer.

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I have a friend. He's now a superannuated outlaw biker. Born in Brazil? Argentina? I forget... but he was in the Marines in 'Nam, in combat, and they tried to screw him then.

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I don't mind cutting agricultural subsidies as long as its to corn. Invest in spinach, you fat fucks.

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"Check it: An aircraft carrier that carries aircraft carriers."

"We'll take a baker's dozen."

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I think all these apply: SNAFU, FUBAR, and the less familiar FUBB (Fucked up beyond belief.)

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