Wow, God's aim is getting sloppy these days: news reports indicate that so far the Pentagon and the National Cathedral, aka His military and His crib, were the only significant locations to have sustained damage in Washington, D.C.
Lol, I have two teatard spinster aunts who make fun of Oprah's weight problems because she is black but they both weigh at least 250 lbs and are on social security disability. Logic fails them.
hey hey hey i was raised that episcopal way and still have fond memories of wavery guitar signing, maps of middle earth in the narthex, lady priests and many many homosexuals.
Problem being, his God is looking a bit lame, if the best He can do is wet the socks of a few closeted gays in the Pentagon. Comes up a bit short on the Fire & Brimstone scale, don't you think?
After the 1906 San Francisco fire and earthquake, denizens wondered why the houses of worship fell down (or went up in flames and dynamite explosions) while the A.P. Hotaling & Co's whiskey warehouse on Jackson Street (in the heart of the Old Barbary Coast) survived.
'If, as they say, God spanked the town For being over frisky, Why did He burn the churches down And save Hotaling’s whiskey?'"
Lol, I have two teatard spinster aunts who make fun of Oprah's weight problems because she is black but they both weigh at least 250 lbs and are on social security disability. Logic fails them.
hey hey hey i was raised that episcopal way and still have fond memories of wavery guitar signing, maps of middle earth in the narthex, lady priests and many many homosexuals.
do not diss my peoples.
world war one hundred and eleven?
i was wondering if there was anything like the jindal volcano moment.
thanks for doing the work.
Oh the horror!
this is like the 8th earthquake i've sleep thru.
oh wait, i was in los angeles.
We should get a rumor started about plans to build a "National Mosque" somewhere nearby, just for the lulz.
My roost could use some ruling ... where do I sign up?
Problem being, his God is looking a bit lame, if the best He can do is wet the socks of a few closeted gays in the Pentagon. Comes up a bit short on the Fire & Brimstone scale, don't you think?
Oh, the humannity.
Goes back to smiting Texas. (It doesn't work either, but He finds it much more satisfying.)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
That's all I got.
After the 1906 San Francisco fire and earthquake, denizens wondered why the houses of worship fell down (or went up in flames and dynamite explosions) while the A.P. Hotaling & Co's whiskey warehouse on Jackson Street (in the heart of the Old Barbary Coast) survived.
'If, as they say, God spanked the town For being over frisky, Why did He burn the churches down And save Hotaling’s whiskey?'"
At least no US Military personnel were electrocuted. Unlike that edifice in Iraq.
C Street Brothel in ruins? NRA headquarters in flames?
<i>5.9-magnitude earthquake</i>
S&amp;P already downgraded it to 2.9.