Ah, the weekend. Time for yr Wonkette to get away from the computer and relax. Maybe drink some beers with friends or go hiking in the California sun or spark up a nice fat bowl of medicinal marijuana - we suffer from a chronic health condition our doctor has diagnosed as paralyzing existential anxiety with acute despair. Unfortunately our medicine has a particularly nasty side effect, according to an
<blockquote>The use of mind-altering substance for &ldquo;recreational&rdquo; purposes puts a person at serious risk of demonic attack</blockquote>
Strange, then, that Jesus directed his disciples to have wine with dinner, n&#039;est-ce pas? Maybe he didn&#039;t like them that much.
Definitely not in antidepressants and antipsychotics.
I have to take Paxil because of the fucked-up &quot;natural chemicals God already put in [my] body&quot;. THANKS, OBAMACARE!
is that even possible?
wait,so the guy who is letting his life be controlled by imaginary creatures that only he can see is supposed to be the healthy one?
You would have no problems in Illinois, then. <a href="http://chicago.cbslocal.com..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/illinois-m...">http://chicago.cbslocal.com...
I believe this exact form is marketed &quot;Happy Pizza&quot; in some country where weed is no big deal.
A lot of people I know must have been God&#039;s beta test.
<blockquote>The use of mind-altering substance for &ldquo;recreational&rdquo; purposes puts a person at serious risk of demonic attack</blockquote>
Strange, then, that Jesus directed his disciples to have wine with dinner, n&#039;est-ce pas? Maybe he didn&#039;t like them that much.
Praise Judas!