Usually when a candidate for president gets crushed in the election like a vat of grapes in an I Love Lucy episode, he has the decency to disappear from public view, maybe take up a cause like building houses for the poor (Jimmy Carter) or global warming (Al Gore) or returning to the Senate to yell at the person who beat him to get off his lawn (John McCain).
repubs are remarkably pleased with themselves right now. the lesson they learned from 2014 is that they don't need to worry about the crazy. or dems
and consequently they're going full... wingnut.
(there is a better ancient wonkette word but it can't be said...)
The rest of the GOP clown car was pissed off at him last time when he co-opted all the grift against and incumbent they knew they could never beat. Imagine how pissed at him they are going to be when he horns in on Christy's or Cruz's run for the WH. And poor Mittbot will remain blissfully unaware that they all despise him about as much as we do. sheesh, what an ultra maroon.
Are you implying here, on the internet, that Mitt Romney tried to rape a horse? I mean, we know he's terrible to dogs and all, but I had no idea that Mitt Romney tried to rape a horse. Well, it's on the internet now, and now "people are saying" that Mitt Romney tried to rape a horse (or horses!)
HA! Romney's last comment was a trick statement. YOU CAN'T UN-SHAVE MITT ROMNEY. The man's face is like a hot-waxed baby's bottom. All of Romney's massive hair production is from the head only, as if a raging volcano of hair spewed out the top of him. Another little known fact - Romney has no exposed genitals and a completely sealed buttocks. This explains his personality.
Unlike Ken, Mitt has genitals. It just that, like many Mormons, he keeps them hidden to avoid breakage and any unintentional deployment.
Naw. Naw, he wouldn't.
In America? Probably.
Dude. That was masterful.
Mitt, jeebus christ. When you're dead, lie down.
Then load it down with debt, fire some employees, dump it, and reap the windfall.
repubs are remarkably pleased with themselves right now. the lesson they learned from 2014 is that they don't need to worry about the crazy. or dems
and consequently they're going full... wingnut.
(there is a better ancient wonkette word but it can't be said...)
The rest of the GOP clown car was pissed off at him last time when he co-opted all the grift against and incumbent they knew they could never beat. Imagine how pissed at him they are going to be when he horns in on Christy's or Cruz's run for the WH. And poor Mittbot will remain blissfully unaware that they all despise him about as much as we do. sheesh, what an ultra maroon.
I can believe a horribly disappointed Giselle.
Mitt Romney reveals one weird trick to lose election, now 47% off.
Are you implying here, on the internet, that Mitt Romney tried to rape a horse? I mean, we know he's terrible to dogs and all, but I had no idea that Mitt Romney tried to rape a horse. Well, it's on the internet now, and now "people are saying" that Mitt Romney tried to rape a horse (or horses!)
HA! Romney's last comment was a trick statement. YOU CAN'T UN-SHAVE MITT ROMNEY. The man's face is like a hot-waxed baby's bottom. All of Romney's massive hair production is from the head only, as if a raging volcano of hair spewed out the top of him. Another little known fact - Romney has no exposed genitals and a completely sealed buttocks. This explains his personality.
10 Tell bad joke 20 Pause for laugh, 30 IF laugh=0, THEN smirk awkwardly, GOTO 50 40 IF laugh>1, THEN chortle 50 RUN 2012stumpspeech.txt
I hope he doesn't try to grow a beard. My Roomba mimics everything he does, as it is.