People Finally Noticing That Alan Keyes Changed Parties

After weeks of extensive research, we have at last determined why Alan Keyes won the Constitution Party Straw Poll : because he is a member of this party! That's right, he is no longer a Republican. How long ago did he change parties? Probably about a million years ago, but nobody noticed because this is the story of Alan Keyes' life. He does something vaguely interesting or newsworthy, and several years or months later somebody says "Huh," and goes back to what they were doing. [ Conservative Pulse ]