Robert Bentley is the governor of Alabama and a Republican. Therefore, he got in trouble this week for implying that people who are not Christians are not his "brother and sister." And then, suddenly, atheists and the Anti-Defamation League and followers of the First Slammin' Church of Patrick Ewing and what have you got upset that they were not included in this. What? Why in the world would they want to be this man's sibling? You know who comes up on the street and tells you they're your brother or sister? Just Christians and insane homeless people who want to wash your eyelids with a dirty wet rag for money. Calm down, people.
I predict that during the week of Jan. 24 - 28 this Gov'Nor will be on the InSannity Show (radio or tv or both) for a "Full Hannity" Rehab.
InSannity will ask a bunch of leading, softball questions and otherwise guide him through the infomercial.
If someone was taking my home away, I wouldn't exactly leave the place sparkling. I might refrain from leaving obscene comments written in fecal matter, but after that, all guarantees are off.
DAMMIT MCSCROD, you and him are PARTNERS, got that? You work together, you eat together, you sleep . . . eh, better not, we've gotten complaints.
He thought it was gross vandalism, but that's actually Redneck Shui.
Must be for the sex. It is the South. KIN-WITH-BENEFITS
Actually, his head shape seems a lot more C3PO to me.
Um.. no.
Ok prepare yourself. First, look at the picture again. Now look at areas <i>other than</i> the boobies. Clearer now?
where have you been?
i love that map.
Who&#039;s your daddy? Haw haw haw!
Who&#039;s your daddy? Haw haw haw!
He&#039;s my brother. He&#039;s my father. He&#039;s my uncle. He&#039;s my grandfather.
What the hell was Lincoln thinking? Oh yeah, the <i>slaves</i>.
I predict that during the week of Jan. 24 - 28 this Gov&#039;Nor will be on the InSannity Show (radio or tv or both) for a &quot;Full Hannity&quot; Rehab.
InSannity will ask a bunch of leading, softball questions and otherwise guide him through the infomercial.
If someone was taking my home away, I wouldn&#039;t exactly leave the place sparkling. I might refrain from leaving obscene comments written in fecal matter, but after that, all guarantees are off.
DAMMIT MCSCROD, you and him are PARTNERS, got that? You work together, you eat together, you sleep . . . eh, better not, we&#039;ve gotten complaints.
Christbuddies?
And I want to be an only child.
Am I my brother&#039;s keeper? Can I keep him in a small box in the woods?