I just had to drop by and drop this non-snarky bit:
Bob Newhart has earned more of my respect. Gary Sinise has earned a little of his back after the stupidity regarding the American <s>Psycho</s> Sniper film.
&quot;Legatus&quot; even sounds like something that really <i>wants</i> to be naughty but can&#039;t quite bring itself to do it.
<i>&quot;Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible ...&quot;</i>
Hey this is a fun game:
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Dick Cheney is a senior leader of Al Queda.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Sarah Palin was dropped on her head as a child. Several times.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Mike Huckabee sucks Satan&#039;s cock every day.
&quot;Americans/Patriots/Citizens for the Truth about ___________&quot; is guaranteed to be all about some lunacy not remotely related to truth.
Rather like when a country needs &quot;Democratic Republic&quot; in its name.
I object! There is zero evidence Roger Ailes has any human compassion whatsoever!
Before the surgery, when he was known as Hanna.
I just knew that Roger Ailes wanks frantically to gay p0rn whenever he is auditioning another blonde behind the glass-topped newsdesk.
I just had to drop by and drop this non-snarky bit:
Bob Newhart has earned more of my respect. Gary Sinise has earned a little of his back after the stupidity regarding the American &lt;s&gt;Psycho&lt;/s&gt; Sniper film.
You know where else you&#039;ll find something wearing <a href="http:\/\/www.tms.org\/pubs\/journals\/jom\/9511\/binczewski-9511.html" target="_blank">an aluminum cap</a>?
&quot;Legatus&quot; even sounds like something that really <i>wants</i> to be naughty but can&#039;t quite bring itself to do it.
You can&#039;t spell &quot;Legatus Summit&quot; without L-E-T-U-G-I-T-M-U-M-A-S-S. (Last year&#039;s theme.)
(Or... L-E-T-M-U-M-G-I-T-U-A-S-S.) (This year&#039;s theme.)
It&#039;s true. All gay people do know all the other gay people. Oh, and I&#039;m bringing bacon-wrapped scallops to the Thursday pot luck.
<i>Turns out Legatus is not just a retreat for Catholic businessmen to come talk business and flagellate each other.</i>
You can&#039;t spell &quot;flagellate&quot; without F-E-L-L-A-T-E. Just sayin&#039; ...
<i>(yawns)</i> There&#039;s a surprise.
<i>&quot;Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible ...&quot;</i>
Hey this is a fun game:
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Dick Cheney is a senior leader of Al Queda.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Sarah Palin was dropped on her head as a child. Several times.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Mike Huckabee sucks Satan&#039;s cock every day.
&quot;Americans/Patriots/Citizens for the Truth about ___________&quot; is guaranteed to be all about some lunacy not remotely related to truth.
Rather like when a country needs &quot;Democratic Republic&quot; in its name.
To recycle the joke yet again, I hope Bobby and Mike get a room with a king bed, because two queens is kinda gay. (h/t Stephen Colbert)
Yes, but not by much.
Well, that&#039;s it then, everything is fucking gay.
I&#039;m pretty sure there&#039;s an entire industry that&#039;s already doing just that. The luring part, anyhow.