The truth is out there, man, and the truth is pretty damn gay. Fox News's anti-Christian, pro-butt-sechs bias has been exposed by a handful of brave truth warriors, and we now have completely verifiable and not at all made up evidence Fox has been engaged for years in a massive gay conspiracy that goes all the way to the top! How has this dastardly organization conspired for years to push the gayness onto your children and unsatisfied wives? Let's Wonksplore.
I just had to drop by and drop this non-snarky bit:
Bob Newhart has earned more of my respect. Gary Sinise has earned a little of his back after the stupidity regarding the American <s>Psycho</s> Sniper film.
&quot;Legatus&quot; even sounds like something that really <i>wants</i> to be naughty but can&#039;t quite bring itself to do it.
<i>&quot;Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible ...&quot;</i>
Hey this is a fun game:
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Dick Cheney is a senior leader of Al Queda.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Sarah Palin was dropped on her head as a child. Several times.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Mike Huckabee sucks Satan&#039;s cock every day.
&quot;Americans/Patriots/Citizens for the Truth about ___________&quot; is guaranteed to be all about some lunacy not remotely related to truth.
Rather like when a country needs &quot;Democratic Republic&quot; in its name.
I object! There is zero evidence Roger Ailes has any human compassion whatsoever!
Before the surgery, when he was known as Hanna.
I just knew that Roger Ailes wanks frantically to gay p0rn whenever he is auditioning another blonde behind the glass-topped newsdesk.
I just had to drop by and drop this non-snarky bit:
Bob Newhart has earned more of my respect. Gary Sinise has earned a little of his back after the stupidity regarding the American &lt;s&gt;Psycho&lt;/s&gt; Sniper film.
You know where else you&#039;ll find something wearing <a href="http:\/\/www.tms.org\/pubs\/journals\/jom\/9511\/binczewski-9511.html" target="_blank">an aluminum cap</a>?
&quot;Legatus&quot; even sounds like something that really <i>wants</i> to be naughty but can&#039;t quite bring itself to do it.
You can&#039;t spell &quot;Legatus Summit&quot; without L-E-T-U-G-I-T-M-U-M-A-S-S. (Last year&#039;s theme.)
(Or... L-E-T-M-U-M-G-I-T-U-A-S-S.) (This year&#039;s theme.)
It&#039;s true. All gay people do know all the other gay people. Oh, and I&#039;m bringing bacon-wrapped scallops to the Thursday pot luck.
<i>Turns out Legatus is not just a retreat for Catholic businessmen to come talk business and flagellate each other.</i>
You can&#039;t spell &quot;flagellate&quot; without F-E-L-L-A-T-E. Just sayin&#039; ...
<i>(yawns)</i> There&#039;s a surprise.
<i>&quot;Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible ...&quot;</i>
Hey this is a fun game:
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Dick Cheney is a senior leader of Al Queda.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Sarah Palin was dropped on her head as a child. Several times.
Now, I&rsquo;m not saying we know that for sure, but it&rsquo;s entirely possible Mike Huckabee sucks Satan&#039;s cock every day.
&quot;Americans/Patriots/Citizens for the Truth about ___________&quot; is guaranteed to be all about some lunacy not remotely related to truth.
Rather like when a country needs &quot;Democratic Republic&quot; in its name.
To recycle the joke yet again, I hope Bobby and Mike get a room with a king bed, because two queens is kinda gay. (h/t Stephen Colbert)
Yes, but not by much.
Well, that&#039;s it then, everything is fucking gay.
I&#039;m pretty sure there&#039;s an entire industry that&#039;s already doing just that. The luring part, anyhow.