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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I object! There is zero evidence Roger Ailes has any human compassion whatsoever!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Before the surgery, when he was known as Hanna.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I just knew that Roger Ailes wanks frantically to gay p0rn whenever he is auditioning another blonde behind the glass-topped newsdesk.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I just had to drop by and drop this non-snarky bit:

Bob Newhart has earned more of my respect. Gary Sinise has earned a little of his back after the stupidity regarding the American <s>Psycho</s> Sniper film.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You know where else you'll find something wearing <a href="http:\/\/www.tms.org\/pubs\/journals\/jom\/9511\/binczewski-9511.html" target="_blank">an aluminum cap</a>?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

"Legatus" even sounds like something that really <i>wants</i> to be naughty but can't quite bring itself to do it.

Lefty Mark's avatar

You can't spell "Legatus Summit" without L-E-T-U-G-I-T-M-U-M-A-S-S. (Last year's theme.)

(Or... L-E-T-M-U-M-G-I-T-U-A-S-S.) (This year's theme.)

dslindc's avatar

It's true. All gay people do know all the other gay people. Oh, and I'm bringing bacon-wrapped scallops to the Thursday pot luck.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<i>Turns out Legatus is not just a retreat for Catholic businessmen to come talk business and flagellate each other.</i>

You can't spell "flagellate" without F-E-L-L-A-T-E. Just sayin' ...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>(yawns)</i> There's a surprise.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Now, I’m not saying we know that for sure, but it’s entirely possible ..."</i>

Hey this is a fun game:

Now, I’m not saying we know that for sure, but it’s entirely possible Dick Cheney is a senior leader of Al Queda.

Now, I’m not saying we know that for sure, but it’s entirely possible Sarah Palin was dropped on her head as a child. Several times.

Now, I’m not saying we know that for sure, but it’s entirely possible Mike Huckabee sucks Satan's cock every day.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Americans/Patriots/Citizens for the Truth about ___________" is guaranteed to be all about some lunacy not remotely related to truth.

Rather like when a country needs "Democratic Republic" in its name.

Spurning Beer's avatar

To recycle the joke yet again, I hope Bobby and Mike get a room with a king bed, because two queens is kinda gay. (h/t Stephen Colbert)

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well, that's it then, everything is fucking gay.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pretty sure there's an entire industry that's already doing just that. The luring part, anyhow.