PepsiCo's president is some dumb lady, Indra Nooyi we guess, and she was pretty excited when she got some dumb important job, instead of knowing where her real priorities should lie. ("Family." "It's all about family." Which is in no way a sentiment that brings out the worst vice-cloaked-as-virtue Americans are prone to, the
New plan: Fire the hired help and tell lazy ass mom that she now gets to do all those domestic chores to pay for the room and board she's been given
unless you're really sincere and buy them at Hobby Lobby
New plan: Fire the hired help and tell lazy ass mom that she now gets to do all those domestic chores to pay for the room and board she's been given
and that includes doing the weekly shopping...
Damn Finno-Uralic isolates!
Nein! For this very reason!
This is why adults shouldn't live with their parents.
Eggs-actly.
The moral arc of the Nooyi household bends only 2%
That would explain the red hair.
My mind has gone blank. All I can think about is milk.
No Coke....
Lording it over the rest of us.
Mr. Pibb, with a dash of cinnamon. Pibb was Coke's answer to Dr. Pepper, I believe.
Joan Crawford on line one....
2%? YOU GOT 2% YOU STUPID, STUPID LITTLE SLUT!!111!!!!!?!?!?!
When's the last time Rachel Maddow read one of your Pepsi commercials on air, hengh?!?
She seems nice. Maybe she can come to the next Wonkette drinky-thing.