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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

unless you're really sincere and buy them at Hobby Lobby

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

New plan: Fire the hired help and tell lazy ass mom that she now gets to do all those domestic chores to pay for the room and board she's been given

and that includes doing the weekly shopping...

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Damn Finno-Uralic isolates!

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Nein! For this very reason!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

This is why adults shouldn't live with their parents.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The moral arc of the Nooyi household bends only 2%

WA Bishop's avatar

That would explain the red hair.

diogenez's avatar

My mind has gone blank. All I can think about is milk.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mr. Pibb, with a dash of cinnamon. Pibb was Coke's answer to Dr. Pepper, I believe.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Joan Crawford on line one....

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

2%? YOU GOT 2% YOU STUPID, STUPID LITTLE SLUT!!111!!!!!?!?!?!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

When's the last time Rachel Maddow read one of your Pepsi commercials on air, hengh?!?

Paul MacDonald's avatar

She seems nice. Maybe she can come to the next Wonkette drinky-thing.