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Puddinhead's avatar

And.....only five hours too late. Read the other comments first, Pud.

Maybe's avatar

It is possible that trump is more popular than Jesus. After all, the people of his time tortured and killed Jesus. I guess he wasn't popular with the "right" people.

John Norris's avatar

Ralph's Autoparts and Croissants

John Norris's avatar

Poor child. She cannot accept math with Arabic numerals; 6200 is less than half of 19000. Bless her little heart.

Zyxomma's avatar

Next up: MoronCovidPalooza, Megachurch edition.

guzzimike's avatar

The full half (or third) was really packed. The empty half (or two thirds) was really empty.

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Sentient knockoff perfume Chanel Rion

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kermit's avatar

I concur. They will not pose a real political threat, but they will hurt many innocent people.

I do not know if "many" in this context is dozens or thousands.

Wookie Monster's avatar

"Jeez, Chanel, have some self-respect," - Producers at Fox.

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Seriously, how is she doing all that hair-spraying and blow-drying and it still has no real shape other than 'big' - can ONN not afford a hair person or do they just hate her?

HarpyLibtart's avatar

It really is weird, it looks like she dyed an old Farrah Fawcett wig brown and then tried to offset the limpness with an aggressive blowout - I don't know what she's going for with that 'style', but it's not working :P

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Maybe grab him by the pussy...people are saying when you are famous they let you do that.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

If Tulsa taught us anything it is that when it comes to actually putting their lives on the line, the cult backs right off.