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She seems nice...

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And.....only five hours too late. Read the other comments first, Pud.

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It is possible that trump is more popular than Jesus. After all, the people of his time tortured and killed Jesus. I guess he wasn't popular with the "right" people.

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Ralph's Autoparts and Croissants

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Poor child. She cannot accept math with Arabic numerals; 6200 is less than half of 19000. Bless her little heart.

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Next up: MoronCovidPalooza, Megachurch edition.

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The full half (or third) was really packed. The empty half (or two thirds) was really empty.

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Sentient knockoff perfume Chanel Rion

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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I concur. They will not pose a real political threat, but they will hurt many innocent people.

I do not know if "many" in this context is dozens or thousands.

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"Jeez, Chanel, have some self-respect," - Producers at Fox.

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Seriously, how is she doing all that hair-spraying and blow-drying and it still has no real shape other than 'big' - can ONN not afford a hair person or do they just hate her?

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It really is weird, it looks like she dyed an old Farrah Fawcett wig brown and then tried to offset the limpness with an aggressive blowout - I don't know what she's going for with that 'style', but it's not working :P

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Maybe grab him by the pussy...people are saying when you are famous they let you do that.

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If Tulsa taught us anything it is that when it comes to actually putting their lives on the line, the cult backs right off.

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