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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Dark Legacy. HW Bush killed JFK and W killed JFK, Jr. Also too.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Then who would Republicans vote for?

Paperless Tiger's avatar

For the first time in History, a team specialised in psychological operations (SCL/Cambridge Analytica) is attempting to fabricate a candidate (Ted Cruz) for the US Presidential elections and win him a home in the White House. - Thierry Meyssan.Small world.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Of course, there are plenty of rumors that JEB's father was involved in Pres. Kennedy's assassination!

malsperanza's avatar

They are down the hall, pretending to be combobulated.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Yes, they are a kind of fantasy fiction!

Zhu Bajie's avatar

They'll blame Muslims, you can be sure.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Remember, the only person to take credit for killing Pres. Kennedy, was Papa Doc Duvalier, Pres. of Haiti. He used voodoo. Maybe Cruz and Oswald and Harrell Sr. and the tiger were all the tools of a voodoo spell!

Is it crazier than other theories?

yyyaz's avatar

Pffft. Sonny had better things to do in '62, bangin' then-16 Cher for one.

chicken thief's avatar

Or maybe she was a working girl, before the fame and all, you know, and little babby Rafael saved up his allowance and boned her!!!1!!

chicken thief's avatar

He still makes a mighty fine cup of coffee though, so what the hell, I forgive him.

yyyaz's avatar

And every night, the babbies'd come aroundAnd lay their munniez down.

Querolous's avatar

Then who would be a Republican?

chicken thief's avatar

You can only listen to "are we there yet?" so many times before you snap, right Gov?

chicken thief's avatar

Take Jeb! with you - he has lots of free time on his hands these days and can continue on back to smother babby Hitler.