Careful photo-analysis shows Rafael Cruz on congas We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn't be president, but here's one we hadn't considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes from the fertile imagination of a guy named Wayne Madsen, who is only asking:
For the first time in History, a team specialised in psychological operations (SCL/Cambridge Analytica) is attempting to fabricate a candidate (Ted Cruz) for the US Presidential elections and win him a home in the White House. - Thierry Meyssan.Small world.
Remember, the only person to take credit for killing Pres. Kennedy, was Papa Doc Duvalier, Pres. of Haiti. He used voodoo. Maybe Cruz and Oswald and Harrell Sr. and the tiger were all the tools of a voodoo spell!
I didn't see that...
Dark Legacy. HW Bush killed JFK and W killed JFK, Jr. Also too.https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Then who would Republicans vote for?
For the first time in History, a team specialised in psychological operations (SCL/Cambridge Analytica) is attempting to fabricate a candidate (Ted Cruz) for the US Presidential elections and win him a home in the White House. - Thierry Meyssan.Small world.
Of course, there are plenty of rumors that JEB's father was involved in Pres. Kennedy's assassination!
They are down the hall, pretending to be combobulated.
Yes, they are a kind of fantasy fiction!
They'll blame Muslims, you can be sure.
Remember, the only person to take credit for killing Pres. Kennedy, was Papa Doc Duvalier, Pres. of Haiti. He used voodoo. Maybe Cruz and Oswald and Harrell Sr. and the tiger were all the tools of a voodoo spell!
Is it crazier than other theories?
Pffft. Sonny had better things to do in '62, bangin' then-16 Cher for one.
Or maybe she was a working girl, before the fame and all, you know, and little babby Rafael saved up his allowance and boned her!!!1!!
He still makes a mighty fine cup of coffee though, so what the hell, I forgive him.
And every night, the babbies'd come aroundAnd lay their munniez down.
Then who would be a Republican?
You can only listen to "are we there yet?" so many times before you snap, right Gov?
Take Jeb! with you - he has lots of free time on his hands these days and can continue on back to smother babby Hitler.