Peruvian Fun Meat Is Box Office Gold
Saudi Arabia has finally joined the modern Western world! The nation welcomed its first swine flu death on Saturday. [ Associated Press ]
Ben Bernanke made a folksy appearance at a town hall in Missouri and explained, metaphorically, why he had to prop up an elephant to prevent the Second Great Depression. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Sarah Palin didn't want to be a "lame duck" with a year and a half left in her first term, so she resigned the Alaska governorship on Sunday. [ ABC News ]
Professional pussy and sometime runner-of-France Nicolas Sarkozy collapsed after jogging in 84-degree heat this weekend. [ Washington Post ]
A movie about goddamn guinea pigs is number one at the box office. [ Reuters ]
North Korea says it's ready to talk mano-a-mano with the "schoolgirl or pensioner" Hillary Clinton. [ Guardian ]