Joseph Dee Morrissey, at least for the moment, stubbornly remains a Democratic member of the Virginia House. He was all "okay, fine, I'll resign, GOD" after pleading guilty to a misdemeanor to avoid trial for child pornography, then announced he planned to stay in office while running in the special election for his replacement in order to remove the "taint over his seat." He was totally busted this week
<em>&ldquo;taint over his seat&rdquo;</em>
Suggest that Wonkette be more careful with its choice of wording. Someone might take this phrase as a jumping off point for a double entendre. But I don&#039;t know what that would be ....
<i>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re engaging now, the Democrats, my own party, in the biggest black voter suppression we&rsquo;ve seen in a long time!&rdquo; </i>
Bzzzzz! Wrong answer! The correct response is &quot;what are Republicans?&quot;
But thank you for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts on your way out.
<i>remove the &ldquo;taint over his seat.&rdquo; </i>
That&#039;s gonna hurt like crazy!
<em>&ldquo;taint over his seat&rdquo;</em>
Suggest that Wonkette be more careful with its choice of wording. Someone might take this phrase as a jumping off point for a double entendre. But I don&#039;t know what that would be ....
<i>&ldquo;They&rsquo;re engaging now, the Democrats, my own party, in the biggest black voter suppression we&rsquo;ve seen in a long time!&rdquo; </i>
Bzzzzz! Wrong answer! The correct response is &quot;what are Republicans?&quot;
But thank you for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts on your way out.
We gotta be careful, we don&#039;t want to hit peak dick joke with 2016 still looming.
Wait, wait, wait. Wonkette is posting a story about a creepy Democrat? Two words: Un. Possible!
Do you know what appears when you Google &quot;Child Pornography Taint?&quot;
The FBI.
Okay, I admit it, I&#039;ve lost track. Why do we hate Terry Fucking McAuliffe?
See? Both sides do it!
Sounds like Senator material right there.