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oscar gato's avatar

If my wife doesn't make alternate plans for me, I'll try to be in Europe in Dec. Germany and Spain or maybe both are top of list, since I'll be in UK next month. In Germany the Christmas markets are top of list, or maybe a day trip to Karlovy Vary.

IvoryRabbit's avatar

Noted and filed for future use.

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

Hmmmm. Someone forgot to close the back door.

Fred Farkleshine's avatar

Is Greene a result of a transgender operation gone bad?

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

Right you are, I was confusing transmission etc.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

if i have a 100km range when towing on a vehicle and complain that it won't go 150km range that is because i am expecting it to perform outside its capacity...

Pexas Teat's avatar

No, but her feet might be a Frankenstein -type of deal

Pexas Teat's avatar

My vehicles are both standard transmission. I've never owned an automatic.

I am real man, in the eyes of ole sporkfoot Greene?

oscar gato's avatar

Rumor has it that "greene" has been the beneficiary of at least 2 brain transplants from donor chickens. Bad thing is, both times she got the "abbynormal" ones.

willi0000000's avatar

empty-g, Secretary Buttigieg did not steal your dick! . . . to the best of my knowledge and belief, you never had one to steal . . . please correct me if i'm wrong (about the having a dick to steal thing).

willi0000000's avatar

what are these "pants" of which you speak?

Reverend of Infinity's avatar

So the truck was not able to defy laws of physics and tow several thousand pounds using no fuel. Hmmm.

mailman27's avatar

More than I need to imagine. Have mercy!!

SFNY's avatar

We all know who she is and the press covers her incessantly. She is set for life regardless of whether she ever wins another election.