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When Don Boys was doing the deep background on this topic he forced himself to experience fisting and rimming. He also tasted seamen. It really opened his eyes to the sin of it all. He's not gay. Because it was for research..

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I've never seen Don Boys and TLM in the same room. Coincidence? I think not.

Also, what are chances he owns at least one old campaign button that says "I ❤ Boys"?

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Wow, dude needs psychotherapy...BAD. Even if Mayor Pete does smear shit on his gerbil he could still do a good job as president, maybe even better than holy and pure Donald.

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Christ almighty!

Actually, some of the heterosexual things I've done have left me sticky, sweaty, and somewhat icky. But Jesus is cool with that, I reckon.

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I guess Pete's milkshake brought Boys to the yard.

Oh yeah, Don, that one bathhouse in Muncie has a ten rim limit, just so you know ahead of time.

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I suspect TLM is spending time alone today to sing “My Prince has come!” So to speak.

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And this guy gets outed for snorting coke of a male escort’s ass in 3, 2....

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“Since studies show that about half of homosexuals were seduced into perversion by age 14, I wonder if Pete would totally renounce and repudiate such a revolting practice. ”

Those who have no understanding of gayness always assume it’s WAY more interesting than it actually is. Like a hog warts invite to the strip clubs from “Cruisin”

Given how much he tried to torture the English to avoid being called a bigot for being a bigot, this IS still progress ....

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Granny! It's been a minute! You're still at it, I see, THANK GOD.

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I am! I was just thinking about you and wondering what you're up to!

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What a sad, lonely life this guy must lead.

Good.

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"And if any of you preverts try any preversions, I'll blow you."

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What the hell did I just read?

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The first rule of fist club is you don't talk about fist club.

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Did he identify a single thing that heterosexuals don’t also do? I mean, except for the playing with poop thing, which is HIS thing.

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Umm.. these bans on fisting and rimming could also put a damper on many heterosexual relationships. I guess our Boys there doesn’t get out much

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