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IndigoBlue's avatar

Hate to be superficial but that’s one god-ugly suit

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Supermrsc's avatar

So, if DC is that scary, then why are so many white folks moving IN? DC, which used to be "Chocolate City" has definitely become more of a vanilla and chocolate soft-serve swirl, and the chocolate is now UNDER 50 PERCENT. Trump and Hegseth have their occupying forces deployed in large, public spaces that see many out-of-town tourists, and NOT in neighborhoods that are higher in crime. They want these people to see the military occupation and PRESUME that they are being protected from this imaginary crime. Watch out, Chicago. You're next.

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Patricia Anne Boone's avatar

Don’t really care what the drunk has to say.

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

These chickenshit, white, christian nationalists make me feel like the bravest woman on the planet. When I was 16 in the 1970’s on a NYC subway, I had to switch trains in the south Bronx at 3am. The era of “The Bronx is Burning” and “Fort Apache the Bronx”. I was approached by a 13 and 15 year old girls who threatened to cut my hair off while holding the blade to my neck. Being a Bronx girl I had no problem diffusing the situation. And it never stopped me from taking the same train at 3am ever. And I mean EVER.

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Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

The GOP is completely rank with pussies. Unmitigated pussies. [Sorry for my rough language.]

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Mark S's avatar

Keep dreaming sissy boy, noone is afraid! Keep it up and we're taking your head with a rusty butter knife!!!

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Botch Casually's avatar

Dad Gummit, that Dandy Whiskey Pete loves him some Man Sandwich.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

“[N]obody really wants to ride them,” said Duffy, "they're too crowded!"

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MechEngBandit's avatar

I always wonder if this is REALLY something that they think (R legislators), or is it just another way to lick the taint and toe the line as soon as Shitler opens his anus mouth. You would have thought some of them would have spoken to the mayor in private, if it really was. And why can no one push back and keep repeating that crime is at a 50 year low? I fucking hate them.

Sandwich guy is my spirit animal.

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

I have to laugh at the manly men who are afraid to go out at night.

I'm a short, fat, dumpy 60 year old woman. Unprepossessing at best. Yet I've walked in downtown and on the north side Chicago and taken the CTA at 11pm and later without problems (kennehora). (And I will continue to do so when there's good theater to be had.)

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

What kind of submarine sandwich was it? Loaded with chicken, on white bread and smothered in mayo?

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SDLaw's avatar

Stevie nailed it: "'Cause where he lives, they don't use colored people."

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Supermrsc's avatar

I like the reference.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

The most dangerous thing in DC is tRump.

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larry gassan's avatar

Tim Burchett’s office must be a dad-gum rank Dutch Oven of down-home butt-blasts when the sun rises. Any Burchett staffers out there wanna chime in?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Poor Mr. Burchett. Forced to cower in his office. Cower!

His life must be like that of liberals in small towns and rural areas, surrounded by Chump's most ardent and fanatical supporters, who openly express the desire to kill liberals.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Small-town liberal here- I can confirm. You have to be not-fascist on the down low, because it is literally worth your life to have a contrary opinion.

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Ari Chase-Ramos's avatar

"I think the vast majority of DC folks, they may not want to say it, especially if they're left of center..." - Heggy McHegsworth

I love how Republicans always know what other people are secretly thinking. "You know, girls might not want to say it, but I'm the most beautiful and charming man. She really wanted me." - Big Balls/Trump/Hegsworth in police interview

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