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Stanta Knows's avatar

That reminds me of once, when I was a zygote, I was visited by a strange but gentle water bear...

John the Retired Mailman's avatar

Jupiter rising; Mercury in tardigrade?

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Tardigrade on Volvox is ultimate nerd squee!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Biology is amazing.

Michael's avatar

Looks like a tun o' fun!

Shallow state's avatar

I'd never considered that it would be spelled like that, but now that I think about it, it makes more sense than "ton".

Holly's avatar

Tardigrades are totes adorbs and I want one so I can hug him and pet him and call him George.

Menotsure's avatar

A week has passed and I have gained

New knowledge of the small

The gamut runs From blooms on turds

To water bears on balls

Thanks for all the new things

I liked them all just fine

But let them stay on turds and balls

As long as they're not mine.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

*ladies auxiliary applauding gif*

Menotsure's avatar

(Bobbing a curtsy)

Pexas Teat's avatar

This Tabs is entrancing. Great choice!

My small town has a Waterbear festival. (Not sure why! It's a general arts celebration.) The several alleys have wonderful tardigrade murals, which I love.

Menotsure's avatar

Tuns o'fun?

NatalyaResists's avatar

That sounds great!

NatalyaResists's avatar

Yay! Water bears! My favorite...whatever they are.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

After the next global extinction event, (probably man-made this time) tardigrades will be the next dominating species.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Yes, but evolve to be as big as grizzlies.

Black Asparagus's avatar

I think I've found the Trekkie ;p

Goonemeritus's avatar

And to think I bleach the crap out of algae

The Wanderer's avatar

I thought that was Volvox. The tardigrade was instantly identifiable.

tehbaddr's avatar

Volvoxpopuli?

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

"Round and round she goes, and where she stops, nobody knows!"

Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Even the low info voters are getting a civics education these days, from the media.

Davis's avatar

The Bible says that, if a man causes another man's wife to miscarry, he is to pay a fine (to the husband, of course). The rest of Leviticus says that people shall be put to death for things like jerking off.

Sherry's avatar

Great tabs this morning. Thank you..

Tetman Callis's avatar

Dreams are of interest only to the dreamer, and to the paid therapist. But I will tell you, lately my sleep has been haunted by dreams of blood and death and guilt.

Kip Williams's avatar

I'm reminded of the 40th anniversary showing of MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN that I attended with a mostly younger audience, and, friends, I wish to boast of the joy of it. Nobody called out a single punch line in the entire movie! They just enjoyed the jokes. As did I, who saw it the first time too.

There's one real shocker, right at the end: The song finishes, and the screen says THE END, and then the movie ends and the house lights come up, and we're all sitting there and some of us are remembering what the experience used to be like.

Some applause, because the movie gives you energy you want to use right there.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

Nobody even whistled during Always Look at the Bright Side of Life?

Antifa Commander's avatar

“almost universally hated!!!”

Citation required.

Shallow state's avatar

I'm slipping from the age bracket in which I was often saying, "shit, 'x' has died and they were only a little older than me" to one in which I am often saying "shit, 'x' has died and they were younger than me". And then I hear a story about a married couple who are 107 and 108. Why does it have to be so damn hard to plan?

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Been there, done that.

Allaboutevie's avatar

A good investigation by Dianne Sawyer about the modeling pipeline involving Brunell, Epstein and exploitation in the 80's. As a teen back then we all wanted to be discovered and live a glamorous life. Disturbing. Eileen Ford was a monster also.

https://youtu.be/uEPox5BeOL8?si=VkkfjO6PIxWuUkEN

DustBowlBlue's avatar

I wanted to be a model SO BAD and then I saw that Daryl Hannah (I think it was) movie "Paper Dolls" and holy shit.

Michael's avatar

The robes versus the autocrats... They rather than the Democrats have been our main line of defense.

https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisgeidner/p/the-dc-district-court-strikes-back?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email

Craig Nixon's avatar

Having slept so late, it's just dawining on me that there is an entire TABs above this noncomment section I haven't even looked at.

OH, and first story is prob up now too.

This is gonna be one of those catch-up days...

paxpax's avatar

I'm a shift worker and work different shifts to accommodate my life outside of work.... Friday is my sleep in day - and I am just catching up as well. TUE-WED-THU this week I had to leave for work before TABs was even posted.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

So, TFG is denying science to repeal the foundation of rules that, among other things, limited automotive tailpipe emissions. He said "your car will start easier" as if he knows a single fucking thing about modern fuel injections and engine management systems. Anyway, does he want more chaotic weather? Because global warming is how we get more chaotic weather, and this:

https://grapevine.is/news/2026/02/10/part-of-reynisfjara-beach-collapses-after-severe-erosion/

<< “The explanation is that there have been persistent easterly winds throughout the winter, often accompanied by very high waves. These easterlies transport sand along the south coast towards the west,” says Sigurður.

“Normally the prevailing winds are south-westerlies, which carry the sand eastwards. But this winter the pattern has been different, with easterly winds dominating, which is unusual,” he adds.

Rising sea levels, he says, have nothing to do with this.

“I think that can be stated with certainty. In fact, the opposite is the case in many places along the south coast, because the land is rising as glaciers retreat. So in many areas there has effectively been a relative fall in sea level rather than a rise,” says Sigurður. >>

Let's repeat that: [Iceland] is rising as glaciers retreat.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

"In 2023, Iceland had 2,224,000 tourists, according to the Icelandic Tourist Board. That is the year Reynisfjara became so crowded that buses could not turn around. At that point, Iceland took in 497.9 billion ISK in tourism revenue"

Apparently it's become a very popular tourist attraction.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The Fool wants carburetors to be great again.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

BTW, I think I detected a little Icelandic dry humour. "Oh, it is certainly not [bad thing]. Rather, it is [even worse thing, described by positive-sounding feature contrasting with bad thing]."

northern point's avatar

while working on the norwegian longship draken harald harfagre in mystic seaport, i was told an anecdote that in very early icelandic language there was no word for 'love'. an expression of affection was, 'i hate you the least.'

Kateorite's avatar

Kickass vibes to our Fukui, interview today! You got this.