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Pixeloid's avatar

How do you mention "fighting in the War Room" and NOT include an image or clip from Dr. Strangelove?

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Lois B's avatar

Taco Trump @realDonaldTrump is a “pedophile” of underage girls. Release the EPSTEIN files.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. All I knew about Hic! seth before his nomination was he was some Faux News talking head who doesn't wash his hands. He's a disgusting POS, like this entire maladministration.

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"M"'s avatar

So gross

I did not know that about him, but everybody here knows that is completely in character

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tehbaddr's avatar

I always knew that one of them was known for the no hand washing thing, I just could never remember which one as they are interchangeable for the most part.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It was the guy who didn't wash his hands and the guy who thought he was funny.

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tehbaddr's avatar

I thought the funny guy was Gutfeld!. I guess they're all funny in that not good weirdo way.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Job Done! He bought the T-Shirt.

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Gern Blansten's avatar

Heg Peteseth is just modeling a 24/7/365 warfighter ethic for the troops. All warfightering all the warfightering time. Does it matter that most of the warfightering is being done against himself? Not when it is so goddamn warfightery amazing!

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Jeff Urdank's avatar

That was pure🔥🔥🔥, and so true. Nice roasting.

✊🇺🇸😎

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Next time can we help choose the spit?

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Drunkle Pete, the biggest embarrassment of all.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

We're doomed.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.”

― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

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InMyRoom's avatar

Nice Times

A one-hour nap of hard, solid sleep. Now I have coffee.

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Erisian's avatar

"That former Fox News host ... who was credibly accused of sexual assault?"

Kegbreath is in good(?!?!?) company, sexual assault seems to be a criterion for the Fulvous Fuckwad to appoint someone to a senior advisory role.

* I have an extremely strong distaste for Matt Gaetz, but whether by choice or force, he stepped down from his nomination.

* Bobbie Brainworm:

> "Trump’s nominee for secretary of health and human services reportedly apologized to a former family babysitter in July after she accused him of sexual assault. “I have no memory of this incident but I apologize sincerely for anything I ever did that made you feel uncomfortable or anything I did or said that offended you or hurt your feelings,” Kennedy texted the woman. Asked by the Boston Globe if he might later face more allegations of sexual misconduct, he answered, “We’ll see what happens.”" https://pennsylvaniaindependent.com/politics/sexual-misconduct-charges-allegations-donald-trump-appointees-rape/

* After receiving his "mandate" the Sociopathic Marigold Swamp Monster decided that the sexual peccadillos of those he wanted around him were immaterial... cases of boys will be boys:

> "In his choices, Trump is revealing not just an apathy towards sexual assault and harassment, but seemingly a celebration of it: Trump and his selections represent a furious rebuke of progressive efforts to highlight the improprieties of allegedly sexually entitled men, who now intend to revel in their untouchability." https://www.cfr.org/blog/revenge-me-too-martyrs

* Linda McMahon and hubby Vince:

> "On Wednesday, five men who had worked as “ring boys” for World Wrestling Entertainment as young teenagers in the 1980s filed a lawsuit alleging that they were groomed and sexually abused by ring crew boss and ring announcer Mel Phillips on the company’s watch. ... The plaintiffs’ allegations are buoyed by evidence already in the public record pointing to ongoing knowledge of the alleged abuse by those at the top of WWE, particularly the McMahons." https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/wwe-vince-linda-mcmahon-sex-abuse-lawsuit-1235140067/

* Crypto Czar David Sacks hasn't been personally accused of sexual misconduct, but he has supported others who have been charged, and more:

> "In 1992, Sacks wrote a Stanford Review article defending a student accused of statutory rape and suggesting that the law prohibiting it is “a moral directive left on the books by pre-sexual revolution crustaceans.” Three years later, Sacks and future PayPal founder Peter Thiel co-authored a book called “The Diversity Myth: Multiculturalism and Political Tolerance on Campus,” in which the two dismissed date rapes as “seductions that were later regretted.”" (op cit)

* You can add the XDiC (Ex DOGEbag-in-Chief) to the list:

> "Elon Musk’s Boundary-Blurring Relationships With Women at SpaceX

The billionaire founder had sex with an employee and a former intern, and asked a woman at his company to have his babies" [headline and sub, story behind paywall] https://www.wsj.com/business/elon-musk-spacex-employee-relationships-8bca2806

fnord

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defpac's avatar

Unrelated: Hunter Biden giving a 3 hour interview ... dropping a lot of F bombs on Trump, and extremely interesting views (and I only saw a few outtakes so far).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBbkt2vYC4M

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Randy Bender's avatar

There's no reason for the military to focus on protecting their secrets or fending off hackers when soon their only mission will be beating, shooting, raping, and bombing all Americans that oppose $hitler.

Tr666p and his sadistic Republinazi ghouls have enjoyed the crimes against humanity that Russians have committed against Ukrainian civilians and Israel has committed against helpless Palestinians and their puppets in the military can't wait to carry out those crimes against us at home.

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seemefeelme's avatar

I have said this all along. They want to wage a war at home.

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irish379's avatar

slight correction, instead of third wife, shouldn't she be referred to as "future ex-Mrs. Hegseth"?

which as a hockey fan I would call going for a hat trick

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

One must feel sorry for the poor Pentagon aid who now must hold Hegseth's legs during his keg stands in his office.

Top of your class at West Point and you are stuck wiping the puke out of Hegseth's hair when he hurls at the end of the stand.

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marcus816's avatar

“And Hegseth invoked the president’s ire with that low-energy military birthday parade where the soldiers marched out of step, the crowds were sparse, and old poppy appeared to even doze off.”

That was awesome, I fucking love Squeaky Tank!

Not to mention, those of us who have served know how difficult it is, once you’ve been trained, to march out of step. That was the best “fuck you” of all. Too bad the asshole woke up.

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William O Miles's avatar

Marching out of step is called "rout step" and troops are called to do it when crossing bridges so that combined thumps don't reverb, create wave motion and collapse the bridge. There's a metaphor in there somewhere for the Trump Parade two-step.

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marcus816's avatar

Thank you, makes total sense, I was unaware of that tactic (barracks grunt).

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lordpnut's avatar

Squeaky Tank!

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