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kareemachan's avatar

And that money could have been better spent on things like making Christmas better for the hungry, the homeless, etc. But we ARE talking about faux noise here.

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MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Sounds like a self-own!

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HappyCamper's avatar

And for a fake tree, too!

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HappyCamper's avatar

The trench coat provided the warmth.

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Opiwan's avatar

Cold blooded creatures don't generate any warmth to capture, though

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Mavenmaven's avatar

"American CARNAGE!!!"

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Doocy's mask has kind of a Where's Waldo vibe.

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LoCoJo's avatar

Picture of the inside of Psaki's brain as she prepares to answer one if Doofy's questions: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

What’s with the purple?Did someone torch Barney?

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

#TreeGoBoom2021. Can we make it an annual event? You know, like burning the the Gävle Goat?

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Has the York barbell man weighed in on it tho..

Also thanks for the tip never to stop for Maple Donuts. I've been tempted.

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tg's avatar

Bet you half a mil it was made in Jinah!

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Headline! Read all about it! No wood for Rupert!

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El Bastardo's avatar

How many times can this chinless haircut step on his own dick?

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tg's avatar

Pizza Rat?

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Louise James's avatar

It's all gone way beyond parody now.

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