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And that money could have been better spent on things like making Christmas better for the hungry, the homeless, etc. But we ARE talking about faux noise here.

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Sounds like a self-own!

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And for a fake tree, too!

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The trench coat provided the warmth.

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Cold blooded creatures don't generate any warmth to capture, though

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"American CARNAGE!!!"

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Doocy's mask has kind of a Where's Waldo vibe.

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Picture of the inside of Psaki's brain as she prepares to answer one if Doofy's questions: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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What’s with the purple?Did someone torch Barney?

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#TreeGoBoom2021. Can we make it an annual event? You know, like burning the the Gävle Goat?

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Has the York barbell man weighed in on it tho..

Also thanks for the tip never to stop for Maple Donuts. I've been tempted.

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Bet you half a mil it was made in Jinah!

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Headline! Read all about it! No wood for Rupert!

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How many times can this chinless haircut step on his own dick?

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Pizza Rat?

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It's all gone way beyond parody now.

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