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kareemachan's avatar

And that money could have been better spent on things like making Christmas better for the hungry, the homeless, etc. But we ARE talking about faux noise here.

HappyCamper's avatar

And for a fake tree, too!

HappyCamper's avatar

The trench coat provided the warmth.

Opiwan's avatar

Cold blooded creatures don't generate any warmth to capture, though

Mavenmaven's avatar

"American CARNAGE!!!"

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Doocy's mask has kind of a Where's Waldo vibe.

LoCoJo's avatar

Picture of the inside of Psaki's brain as she prepares to answer one if Doofy's questions: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

What’s with the purple?Did someone torch Barney?

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

#TreeGoBoom2021. Can we make it an annual event? You know, like burning the the Gävle Goat?

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

Has the York barbell man weighed in on it tho..

Also thanks for the tip never to stop for Maple Donuts. I've been tempted.

tg's avatar

Bet you half a mil it was made in Jinah!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Headline! Read all about it! No wood for Rupert!

El Bastardo's avatar

How many times can this chinless haircut step on his own dick?

Louise James's avatar

It's all gone way beyond parody now.