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Oran Smiley's avatar

Oh eat shit you little fucking puke!

TundraGrifter's avatar

And over-priced "collectible" gold coins.

And the boner pills are questionable.

TundraGrifter's avatar

It hurts because in the bloody aftermath everybody said "Never forget! Never forget!"

Then everybody just fucking forgot.

ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

The Party is too generous, by half.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Didn’t you see that documentary about how a storm disrupted a major supply chain and nearly caused Christmas to be canceled?

We dodged a bullet that time thanks to advances in lighting.

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

StlSaxist's avatar

If US shoppers can't buy any cheap crap built by child slave labor, how will the retailers survive?

pmsrw3's avatar

You know, the scientist in me wants to say, "Let's just wait until Christmas, then, if Christmas DOES actually die, we can argue about what killed it." But I know that no matter what happens, the Rs are going to claim Christmas died in 2021. For as long as it's electorally useful. Then they will forget all about it.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

"Here's a block of scrap two-by-four"It's LO-OG, it's LO-OG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

It's better than badIt's good!

Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Advent was the Maginot Line between Christmas and the other holidays; once that was overrun the war on Christmas was pretty much lost.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Last year people celebrated Christmas like crazy because we all needed something to do. I was in Target a month before Christmas and their holiday aisles were almost completely shopped out. Everybody also wanted to get outside and cut their own Christmas tree at the farms, so many that if you didn't go the weekend after Thanksgiving you were looking at Christmas tree farm clear cuts. It was interesting. I have a feeling that this Christmas will be like the last one. So shop early.

Brian Bixby's avatar

Deer drop pellets, like sheep do.

I know far too much trivia . . .

codewalker's avatar

Milton Bradley can sue for appropriating the game of life graphic.