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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

His dick? Come to think of it, he does sound a little like the guy singing <i>Detachable Penis...</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Whitehouse Pulls Grover Norquist's Dick

Saw it on the internet. TRUE

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

NO! I set up a counter-petition to repeal the 22nd Amendment so Obama can be elected to a third (or fourth!) term. <a href="http://wh.gov/XKK6" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wh.gov/XKK6">http://wh.gov/XKK6</a>

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

It's difficult to get in a clean punch with Boehner's head in the way.

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Mahousu's avatar

<a href="http://www.fivethirtyeight...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/">http://www.fivethirtyeight....

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Polly Morphus is on board! (But I didn't realize the last name is hidden - just an initial. I've just have to do better next time.)

Whee the People!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Shirley U. Jest?

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Save energy: line Reince Priebus up behind him and get two dicks with one punch.

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