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RawrIhavePi's avatar

"Invented multiple new drug candidates.." Means he added tylenol to meds whose patents are expired/close to expiring to create new patents.

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carpethefish, decappinated's avatar

Martin Shkreli is the sort of guy who in college wore multiple shirts with popped collars at the same time.

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calliecallie's avatar

Trump would pardon him, except he made the terrible blunder of ripping off his investors (aka rich people). And got caught. So I think there will not be a pardon for him.

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Hanaka's avatar

No, but he could feel free to donate all his money to the cause. And then he can go get bent.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Malignant narcissist Trump pardons malignant narcissist Shkreli to work with the Trump Org to raise the price of hydroxychloroquine 500x. Details at 11.

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Cryny's avatar

Oooooh.

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MorganHW's avatar

I saw your non-comment, glanced back at the picture, and was like, "He IS holding a puma statuette!"

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SeanT1001's avatar

Even his name sounds like a tumor you want removed.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Uh-oh, the price of Pruno just went up 5,000%.

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Miss_Feckless's avatar

Jr was also amazed to learn that tigers cost only $2k (from a rat-infested illegal Oklahoma breeding program that has since been shut down). Like, maybe it would be cool to have tigers running around, he said.

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folderol's avatar

"Let me out! I care about the sick," says Martin. "Especially those with money. Actually, only those with money. No, really! I'm a humanitarian!"

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Vel Venturi's avatar

Of course. Joe Exotic and his scummy ilk are criminal lying gun-toting misogynist racist assholes who abuse animals, exploit people and spout violent rhetoric, strutting about pretending to be huge badasses. So, basically Trump family members and/or appointees.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Please donate to the Shkrelinoma Foundation of America.

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Blue Man's avatar

I'm sure he's an expert in "hypothesis generation," most thieves and liars are.

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kermit's avatar

My aunt had martinic shkrelinoma. Awful disease, just awful.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Martin Shkreli wants furloughed to develop a cure for COVID 19?

Short Answer: No.

Long Answer: Fuck No!

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