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calliecallie's avatar

Best tweet I saw about this was something along the lines of: "Clearly rap music leads to criminal behavior, because he purchased that Wu Tang Clan album."

Paraphrasing, but you get the gist.

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Wes's avatar

I don't mind dickheads getting their comeuppance in other not related ways. Karma catches up eventually.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Yeah, thought the same

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Full on Derp & Argle Bargle, akin to saying Bhopal was a a smoggy day

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Martin Shkreli: His shit - eating πŸ˜€ forever plastered all over the internet

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

Wait. A rich white guy bilked investors out of lots of money. Where's the crime? I believe he will get less than the average crack head stickup artist. This is still America, after all!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

You be Earnest. I will be Jen.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I hope the judge does the full 20. Fuck him. No chance of parole either.

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Gigglesnort's avatar

The company of which he was CEO (Retrophin) is suing him for $65 million. I think that is still pending. $65 mill would about wipe him out.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Because the lefter than thous are saying we have to.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

If he's hit with a big fine, might I suggest a GoFundMe where backers bid on one of several slots to kick him in the balls, repeatedly.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

He'd make a perfect ethics advisor for Trump.

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

I'd pay *checks account balance* $912.46 to kick him there repeatedly.

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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Aw, it's so sweet when a lawyer really loves his client.

"Brafman predicted that Shkreli would someday go on to develop cures to terrible diseases that afflict children."

Not.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/...

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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

(From the best kickstarter ever. Every update carries on the story behind the kicking.) https://www.kickstarter.com...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

OOTS references always get a +1.

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