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Masturbation may be a civil right, but it's still a sin against God.

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Agreed. And can we stop pretending this shit is funny? Barney Miller Wept.

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What was he to do? The only thing stopping a bad guy with dick and all that.

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Oh, no...we're running out of sex puns.

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