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Ikimizi's avatar

Masturbation may be a civil right, but it's still a sin against God.

The Quirk's avatar

Agreed. And can we stop pretending this shit is funny? Barney Miller Wept.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What was he to do? The only thing stopping a bad guy with dick and all that.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Oh, no...we're running out of sex puns.