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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Y'know, if Donnie had been Jesus, Paul's letters would have all said, 'WORSHIP SOMEONE ELSE.'

LadyWoman's avatar

Guys, it's not that he's saying bad things, it's just that you're not used to it! We just need to NORMALIZE the terrible things people say and then they won't be terrible anymore and you can sleep soundly at night and not worry your pretty little head!

TakingAmes's avatar

Aaaaaaand a hearty "fuck you, Mr. President!" is in order.

Ninja0980's avatar

Why don't I believe this?

VandeGraf's avatar

Trump and Duterte are peas in a pod.

VandeGraf's avatar

Wait, did he just indicate that LGBT people make him hard?

RecreationalPilot's avatar

Hmm, not buying it. I still think he likes the dick.

tim gueguen's avatar

I have two words for Duterte: denial, and bisexuality.

BreathFromADove's avatar

Yeah, no kidding. I wonder if Duterte grabs p***y too, or can he claim he’s smarter still because he figured out that such behavior is a sure indicator of overcompensating?

doktorzoom's avatar

"If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!" -- Bartholomew J. Simpson.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Trelane was a very naughty boy.

calliecallie's avatar

Thanks, Brian!! This is why I love wonkette. I knew someone would actually have the info.