We were trying to remember if Tucker Carlson is a worthless douchebag or a complete sociopath, and then we remembered we didn't need to choose, especially when he gives us such gems as "there's no such thing as statutory rape for underage guys because because because."
This caliber of ignorance, or deliberate misinformation, isn't just pandering to viewers who want to relive their glory days. This is poisonous. Dangerous.
Even if Tucker's right about the boy not being a "victim" I do not give a shit. Kids are ignorant about a lot of shit, most notably, STD's. And adults have them.
As noted above, RWNJs are a wee bit sensitive to the gender of the adult as well: replace Mrs. Robinson with Mr. Robinson, and it's back to being rape most foul and let's kill the bastard right now.
Boys can't get raped? Priests everywhere are going "Whew"!
This caliber of ignorance, or deliberate misinformation, isn't just pandering to viewers who want to relive their glory days. This is poisonous. Dangerous.
Don't try to do no thinkin'.
BANALGHAZI!!
Trying to remember whether it was Nick Lowe or Rob Lowe who sang "Teacher, teacher teach me love." Creepy either way.
<blockquote>we live in a country &mdash; you can never say anything that&rsquo;s true</blockquote>
Well, Tucker can never say anything that&#039;s true, because he&#039;s motherfucking Tucker thegiberringidiot Carlson.
Oh, so many more than two great derps.
There&#039;s also irredeemable idiot and insufferable douchebag, at the very least.
Talk about turning up to a battle of wits unarmed...
Also an excellent candidate for his epitaph.
EDIT: I&#039;m sorry, that was wrong, even against a yeast infection like Tucker.
Dribbled like a basketball.
Even if Tucker&#039;s right about the boy not being a &quot;victim&quot; I do not give a shit. Kids are ignorant about a lot of shit, most notably, STD&#039;s. And adults have them.
As noted above, RWNJs are a wee bit sensitive to the gender of the adult as well: replace Mrs. Robinson with Mr. Robinson, and it&#039;s back to being rape most foul and let&#039;s kill the bastard right now.
Make it female-on-female, and he&#039;d want to see the video. Quadruple standard.
&quot;Ahem!!&quot; --Bill Nye
&ldquo;We work for a network&mdash; you can never say anything that&rsquo;s true.&rdquo;
Fixed it for ya, Tucker!