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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, but the Episcopalians are pretty cool: In 1976, the Convention declared that homosexuals are "children of God" and "entitled to full civil rights" (Wikipedia)

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malsperanza's avatar

I used to think it was senility, but now I'm pretty sure it's a bad case of bovine spungiform encephalopathy. No one without big holes in their brains could spout this idiocy.

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malsperanza's avatar

I assume you get raped by other women's husbands, right?

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malsperanza's avatar

vampire

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malsperanza's avatar

But you have to admit, one thing that has changed is that back then, colleges and universities didn't have the programs that let you register for the best classes if you agree to do hookups, or the work-study programs where students are paid to hook up, or the graduate assistantships that include hooking up - or any of today's modern academic promotional benefits.

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malsperanza's avatar

Plus the minor detail that married women are less likely to report abuse, especially if they're financially dependent on their abuser - which Schlafly recommends.

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tihond's avatar

Even in 2016, she still is.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Don't be a silly! It's not a woman's place to tell a man what to do. He should just make the correct and proper choice himself.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Yes, but the R's are the only ones poised to take advantage of that.

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bobbert's avatar

Le Duc Tho?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>You can't do yer thing if she's wearin' a ring!</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think -- according to the graphic novel version of Wonkopedia Brittanica -- it involved Alan Greenspan.

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SpideySenser's avatar

Exactly, my friend. We are on the same page.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Obviously a Schlupacabra would have a more modern wardrobe.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is <i>Progress,</i> people! It's not a conservative man talking out of his ass about rape, this time!

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diogenez's avatar

I thought that was a photo of a vintage handbag.

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