Veteran riot provocateur Phyllis Schlafly has a simple solution to two problems at once: If women are so all-fired worried about sexual assault and domestic violence, then they darn well better hurry up and get married instead of pursuing a career, since both rape and domestic abuse are caused by women having jerbs. Now, sure, even married men are still animals, but far less so, since a woman's touch calms them down a whole lot. Schlafly cleared all this up during her weekly radio program last Thursday:
Yeah, but the Episcopalians are pretty cool: In 1976, the Convention declared that homosexuals are "children of God" and "entitled to full civil rights" (Wikipedia)
I used to think it was senility, but now I'm pretty sure it's a bad case of bovine spungiform encephalopathy. No one without big holes in their brains could spout this idiocy.
But you have to admit, one thing that has changed is that back then, colleges and universities didn't have the programs that let you register for the best classes if you agree to do hookups, or the work-study programs where students are paid to hook up, or the graduate assistantships that include hooking up - or any of today's modern academic promotional benefits.
Plus the minor detail that married women are less likely to report abuse, especially if they're financially dependent on their abuser - which Schlafly recommends.
Don't be a silly! It's not a woman's place to tell a man what to do. He should just make the correct and proper choice himself.
Yeah, but the Episcopalians are pretty cool: In 1976, the Convention declared that homosexuals are "children of God" and "entitled to full civil rights" (Wikipedia)
I used to think it was senility, but now I'm pretty sure it's a bad case of bovine spungiform encephalopathy. No one without big holes in their brains could spout this idiocy.
I assume you get raped by other women's husbands, right?
vampire
But you have to admit, one thing that has changed is that back then, colleges and universities didn't have the programs that let you register for the best classes if you agree to do hookups, or the work-study programs where students are paid to hook up, or the graduate assistantships that include hooking up - or any of today's modern academic promotional benefits.
Plus the minor detail that married women are less likely to report abuse, especially if they're financially dependent on their abuser - which Schlafly recommends.
Even in 2016, she still is.
Don't be a silly! It's not a woman's place to tell a man what to do. He should just make the correct and proper choice himself.
Yes, but the R's are the only ones poised to take advantage of that.
Le Duc Tho?
<i>You can&#039;t do yer thing if she&#039;s wearin&#039; a ring!</i>
I think -- according to the graphic novel version of Wonkopedia Brittanica -- it involved Alan Greenspan.
Exactly, my friend. We are on the same page.
Obviously a Schlupacabra would have a more modern wardrobe.
This is <i>Progress,</i> people! It&#039;s not a conservative man talking out of his ass about rape, this time!
I thought that was a photo of a vintage handbag.