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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and yet Martin Bashir had to resign for something he said on-air

Damn librul media...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no money for fireworks- damn sequester

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diogenez's avatar

Phyllis looks like such a nice old lady for being Satan's grandmother.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The mayor of Sunnydale, season 3, Buffy?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just make sure the pitchfork is on the left.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I thought she was the Mother Alien, myself.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there was the boy in Canada who was put into the care of his straight grandmother- who starved him to death. 5 years old, 21 pounds.

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The Quirk's avatar

Euell Gibbons was a good man!

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Jared James's avatar

Sarah Palin? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0nnOtLYm_4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Jared James's avatar

I say more amorous than hungry; again, think of the poor gibbons.

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Jared James's avatar

Sometimes re-education camps seem like a good idea, but honestly, at Schlafly's age, the only real cure is to quarantine them from the rest of the population and wait for time to take its course.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“and Lenin himself”</i>

She meant Lennon.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You know who <i>else</i> had a "Gestapo"?

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Imagine all the people living life in peace

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

“I really don’t think he’s very smart, ’cause he can only say what somebody puts on the teleprompter for him.”

LOL, we are talking about W here, right?

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diogenez's avatar

I hope that they're giving out kid-friendly dildos.

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