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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and yet Martin Bashir had to resign for something he said on-air

Damn librul media...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no money for fireworks- damn sequester

diogenez's avatar

Phyllis looks like such a nice old lady for being Satan's grandmother.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The mayor of Sunnydale, season 3, Buffy?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just make sure the pitchfork is on the left.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I thought she was the Mother Alien, myself.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Then there was the boy in Canada who was put into the care of his straight grandmother- who starved him to death. 5 years old, 21 pounds.

The Quirk's avatar

Euell Gibbons was a good man!

Jared James's avatar

I say more amorous than hungry; again, think of the poor gibbons.

Jared James's avatar

Sometimes re-education camps seem like a good idea, but honestly, at Schlafly's age, the only real cure is to quarantine them from the rest of the population and wait for time to take its course.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“and Lenin himself”</i>

She meant Lennon.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You know who <i>else</i> had a "Gestapo"?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Imagine all the people living life in peace

Martini Glambassador's avatar

“I really don’t think he’s very smart, ’cause he can only say what somebody puts on the teleprompter for him.”

LOL, we are talking about W here, right?

diogenez's avatar

I hope that they're giving out kid-friendly dildos.