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honey they're STILL not gonna love you. no really, they're not. no matter how sweet and cloying you are.

you're bland, plump and promise exactly nothing as a partner. and you offer nothing else by way of your intellect that might counter my <strike> (their) </strike>extremely harsh <strike>fair </strike>generalization.

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If you don't have a man, you shouldn't be allowed to live anyway.

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So their dream is to be a domestic jock strap?

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They are ABOMINATIONS unto THE LORD!!11!!

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<i>That women prefer part-time work is simply irrefutable. [...]</i> That word does not mean what you think it means.

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I particularly liked the one that mentioned analysis of Fifty Shades of Gray and the resulting realization that women want providers.

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