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GAY HARDEN PRESSURE!

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wow...it's like we had the same mother!

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Good idea! Armageddon out of here while the geddon is good.

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Why don't you shelter my hardness, trucknut eyeball rapist.

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Twin sons of different mothers?

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Awesome!

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They're the only ones with the balls to face facts.

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congrats on 113 pee and i hope you dealt with client like you deal with other work related tools.

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this is the wingtard version of customer relationship management.

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Waaay ahead of you. I stopped taking my anti-psychotic meds, am eating fried cheese fries for every meal, and just told my boss what I REALLY think -- with a sign on my pickup truck of course.

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At least he's maintaining his standards.

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Do you harden a 'fraidy hole to make it a better 'fraidy hole? Regardless, I'd prefer spending time in a soft 'fraidy hole to setting foot in an Earrings 'N' Things.

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Sounds Hawaiian to me,... or have I got my conspiracy theories mixed up?

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23 days! Do you know what you're getting me? I know what armageddon you.

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If only we would listen to conservatives and fuck-up the environment a little bit, and DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW, we could all be driving large, heavy trucks with billboards adhered to the tailgate in a non-aerodynamic fashion. QED.

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Armageddon tired of this crap. 5/21 is starting to get a Christmas feel. Only x days 'til Jesus returns.

Mark your calendars!

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