The Internet's Second Stupidest Man, "Gateway Pundit" Jim Hoft, brings us this rawking video of pants-pooing draft dodger Ted Nugent (who has yet to fulfill his promise to kill either himself or the president) inviting random television personality Piers Morgan to "suck on [his] machine gun." How does Hoft characterize this bit of witty repartee? He characterizes it only as "Epic!" But is it epic? No, it is not really very epic. But why not? Because Ted Nugent is
From a review of his book on amazon: "In an interview for "Oui" magazine in the early 80's, Nugent was all too ready and willing to explain to the interviewer just what this "nunning" was. As Nugent explained it: He and a friend would drive around churches, convents, Catholic schools etc. with whichever one of them was on the passenger side having a large street map laid out on their lap. Underneath the map, Nugent and pal would have his zipper undone and his penis hanging out. When they would spot a young nun who looked naive enough, they would ask her through the halfway opened car window for directions to a certain street or road. As she would walk over, the jerk with the map would playact at being confused, looking dumbfounded at it. When the poor sister would reach into the car so she can get a better look at what Nugent and friend were having trouble, Nugent or friend would then quickly roll up the window thus trapping the now terrified nun. Then Nugent or friend would toss away the map waving their penis in the poor nun's face and fondle her chest."
Nugent is a poster boy for why some people should not be allowed to have guns. I nominate him to be the first person to have all of his guns confiscated when the socialist (or common sense) take over.
Years ago I actually attended a Ted Nugent concert at the local college’s basketball arena. It was painfully loud and sounded awful. He had a wall of Fender Dual Showmans and it took 3 days for my ears to stop ringing. I remember at one point he shattered a glass globe with his guitar feedbacking on a single note. You could see a guy off to the side with a BB gun (maybe something bigger) that shot the globe. Very cheesy.
Well, Detroit is Dodge city.
Pillow talk has certainly changed under the Usurper's presidency.
God. I just googled it. What a shitstain.
From a review of his book on amazon: "In an interview for "Oui" magazine in the early 80's, Nugent was all too ready and willing to explain to the interviewer just what this "nunning" was. As Nugent explained it: He and a friend would drive around churches, convents, Catholic schools etc. with whichever one of them was on the passenger side having a large street map laid out on their lap. Underneath the map, Nugent and pal would have his zipper undone and his penis hanging out. When they would spot a young nun who looked naive enough, they would ask her through the halfway opened car window for directions to a certain street or road. As she would walk over, the jerk with the map would playact at being confused, looking dumbfounded at it. When the poor sister would reach into the car so she can get a better look at what Nugent and friend were having trouble, Nugent or friend would then quickly roll up the window thus trapping the now terrified nun. Then Nugent or friend would toss away the map waving their penis in the poor nun's face and fondle her chest."
what, wasn't Victoria Jackson available for comment?
Bleck. They both need to be dealt with but for different reasons.
The American way: disagree with me and die.
Nugent is a poster boy for why some people should not be allowed to have guns. I nominate him to be the first person to have all of his guns confiscated when the socialist (or common sense) take over.
Years ago I actually attended a Ted Nugent concert at the local college’s basketball arena. It was painfully loud and sounded awful. He had a wall of Fender Dual Showmans and it took 3 days for my ears to stop ringing. I remember at one point he shattered a glass globe with his guitar feedbacking on a single note. You could see a guy off to the side with a BB gun (maybe something bigger) that shot the globe. Very cheesy.
And it looks like Townhall got hacked: <a href="http://townhall.com/video/e..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://townhall.com/video/economist-explains-why-...">http://townhall.com/video/e...
Pro-gun control video runs in place of one on economist!
Can anyone explain to me why Ted Nugent exists?