Pimp My Primary

* The whole immigration thing is just a ruse, we're actually just moments away from one North America government. [ WorldNet Daily ]

* You see, candidates should be excluded from debates based on their positions on the issues and whether or not conservative bloggers think they are absurd. [ Hot Air ]

* Iran and Syria's unstoppable nuclear tag team will power cookie shops and puppy factories all over the Middle East. [ Headline Junky ]

* If getting your legs blown off has prevented you from serving in Iraq a second time, please send back that money we paid you. Thanks. [ TPMmuckraker ]

* Clinton's lead in New Hampshire in slipping, so now she's ahead by only dozens of points. [ Political Wire ]