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therblig's avatar

cruzifer attacked by orange dildo

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sosuume's avatar

Well there you have it: former orange speaker says he would vote for the current orange GOP front runner if he's the nominee. Those colored guys sure do stick together.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Not this time. Boehner just burned his bridges. The only sexually suggestive thing he would do with Cruz is screw him over.

P.S. Tom Terrific avatar, excellent!

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thewitchqueen74's avatar

Ted Cruz is so hated, his own kids are counting down the days until they turn 18, so they can change their names and live in relative obscurity. At least that's what I would do.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

16 and emancipation.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Straight to video.

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Duke's avatar

Lucifer would look like Taylor Swift.

Cruz is a minion of Swift..err..Lucifer

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Dripping from his lips like a good Satan.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

in 08 they still had some shreds of sanity left. Today they would do it without a second thought.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Time to close your account.

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folderol's avatar

Popularity isn't everything. Unless you're running for president.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Editorial from Vox

John Boehner just confirmed everything liberals suspected about the Republican Party

http://www.vox.com/2016/4/2...

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

It is kinda funny the rest of the world is finally coming to realize what we've been saying for 30 years+......

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Mintie's avatar

I have a feeling Ted Cruz is the redheaded stepchild of Satanic minions. The one that fucked up the tempting of Adam and Eve, so Lucifer had to send the snake in.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Oh? I seem to recall them using the black card over and over again. You are only getting them to vote for you because you are black. You are only voting for him because he is black.I think they just got nothing else besides emails and benghazzziii and America has shown it does not give a fuck about those.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

Agreed. This is an insult to Lucifer. Also I wouldn't mind some "punishment" from Mazikeen (Maze). Just saying.

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