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cruzifer attacked by orange dildo

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Well there you have it: former orange speaker says he would vote for the current orange GOP front runner if he's the nominee. Those colored guys sure do stick together.

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Not this time. Boehner just burned his bridges. The only sexually suggestive thing he would do with Cruz is screw him over.

P.S. Tom Terrific avatar, excellent!

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Ted Cruz is so hated, his own kids are counting down the days until they turn 18, so they can change their names and live in relative obscurity. At least that's what I would do.

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16 and emancipation.

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Straight to video.

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Lucifer would look like Taylor Swift.

Cruz is a minion of Swift..err..Lucifer

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Dripping from his lips like a good Satan.

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in 08 they still had some shreds of sanity left. Today they would do it without a second thought.

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Time to close your account.

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Popularity isn't everything. Unless you're running for president.

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Editorial from Vox

John Boehner just confirmed everything liberals suspected about the Republican Party

http://www.vox.com/2016/4/2...

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It is kinda funny the rest of the world is finally coming to realize what we've been saying for 30 years+......

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I have a feeling Ted Cruz is the redheaded stepchild of Satanic minions. The one that fucked up the tempting of Adam and Eve, so Lucifer had to send the snake in.

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Oh? I seem to recall them using the black card over and over again. You are only getting them to vote for you because you are black. You are only voting for him because he is black.I think they just got nothing else besides emails and benghazzziii and America has shown it does not give a fuck about those.

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Agreed. This is an insult to Lucifer. Also I wouldn't mind some "punishment" from Mazikeen (Maze). Just saying.

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