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abstract668's avatar

I was at the Dodger game last Friday night with three friends, and realized that none of them were with their spouses, I'm single, and we were violating the Pence rule in countless ways! Yet no one felt compelled to violate anyone's marriage vows, or harass anyone! And there was alcohol! And we all came of age in the 60s and 70s! And we left in male/female pairs due to the logic of where everyone lived! It was a MIRACLE!

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SavageElbow's avatar

The Pence rule isn't about protecting women. It's about protecting MEN from potential accusations of impropriety. They don't give a fuck if women get harassed or abused. They just don't want any more of their precious powerful pigs being brought down by their own grabby hands.

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H-Bob's avatar

Stop saying that he does not fuck goats?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Maybe these men should just try implementing The Rock Test.

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Ross Garner's avatar

Looking at Pences wife i think she would be very safe around Weinstein.

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

If Pence wants to borrow your phone to call his Mother, does he have to ask "Mother may I?" first?http://m.quickmeme.com/img/...

Playground rules can be confusing

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Ross Garner's avatar

Who is the young guy Pences lady boy.

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Ross Garner's avatar

It looks so very hard to resist i feel like knocking the top of it now.

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Sunhead's avatar

Head to toe covering you say? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Sunhead's avatar

Last year my boss was taken to one by people trying to sell him their product. He was not impressed and we didn't sign, but he said he went because he was curious and had never been before. He was unimpressed and won't go again either.

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Sunhead's avatar

She is 60 years old. I am not sure that uterus is very useful any more other than to kill her with cancer.

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Sunhead's avatar

They can just reuse some old ones. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

As a nudist I shudder at the thought of all those clothes, I would feel smothered, I fear.

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Regret's avatar

OH man, that is genius!

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Regret's avatar

I can't tell if you are serious.Just in case: Define successful.Here's a list starting at 6 April 1940.https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Tosca's avatar

The narrative I'm currently seeing is that Weinstein's victims are to blame for how long his rape-spree continued. After all, if they'd ONLY REPORTED his criming at the time he'd crimed all over them, he would have been stopped by the proper authorities so it's THEIR FAULT he was left free to harass other innocent women. After all, that's why Bill Cosby's streak of drugging and raping women was stopped so qui...oh.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

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