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Angry and Short's avatar

A zen koan: A Muslim guy walks into Planned Parenthood and starts shooting people while babbling about baby parts. Is he a terrorist?

Angry and Short's avatar

I went to Branson last year. There's an avenue lined with American flags. I looked at my father and said: "This must be what Berlin looked like in '39"

YoBunnyBunny's avatar

You just hurted someone's brain.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

We have a billboard with sperm on it, talking about how 18 days later there is a beating heart.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Plus once you get to be the go-to guy for those types of cases (especially if death penalty is on the table) you get a lot of them, if not all, depending on the size of the PD office and amount of cases like that.

shawnthesheep's avatar

It's like he's not even trying anymore. Sad to see a wingnut with so much potential lose his desire to be as big a shit weasel as possible.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Wonkette Baby has looked better.

toomanyrappers's avatar

I've got just the thing! They can wear these!

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toomanyrappers's avatar

Ban Christian schools. They are raising terrorists. ;)

toomanyrappers's avatar

And, The Cult of Reason was supposed to have been a bad idea...

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Some are in the military. They only kill and maim on orders, though.

eddi_TBH's avatar

That's intentional. Nothing like old Foggy for a good insult. I just left out his usual style. "That, I say, that boy's elevator don't stop ot all floors. Crazy, I say."

britishvoiceman's avatar

I'm really not sure what you're trying to say.