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A zen koan: A Muslim guy walks into Planned Parenthood and starts shooting people while babbling about baby parts. Is he a terrorist?

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I went to Branson last year. There's an avenue lined with American flags. I looked at my father and said: "This must be what Berlin looked like in '39"

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You just hurted someone's brain.

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We have a billboard with sperm on it, talking about how 18 days later there is a beating heart.

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Plus once you get to be the go-to guy for those types of cases (especially if death penalty is on the table) you get a lot of them, if not all, depending on the size of the PD office and amount of cases like that.

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It's like he's not even trying anymore. Sad to see a wingnut with so much potential lose his desire to be as big a shit weasel as possible.

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Love it

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Wonkette Baby has looked better.

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I've got just the thing! They can wear these!

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Ban Christian schools. They are raising terrorists. ;)

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And, The Cult of Reason was supposed to have been a bad idea...

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You're our winner!

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Some are in the military. They only kill and maim on orders, though.

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That's intentional. Nothing like old Foggy for a good insult. I just left out his usual style. "That, I say, that boy's elevator don't stop ot all floors. Crazy, I say."

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I'm really not sure what you're trying to say.

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