For months now, my wife Kimberley and I have received encouragement from family, friends, colleagues, and supporters from across South Dakota and the country to run for the presidency of the United States. We have appreciated hearing their concerns about where the country is headed and their hopes for a new direction.
Or his wife is a goat.
He does not spit enough conservakook froth when he talks.
We shall fight on the airwaves and interwebz, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the media, we shall defend our wealthy, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the lobbyists&#039; dollar, we shall fight on the Capitol grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the tanning salons; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this GOP majority or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our ultra-rich sponsors beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the News Corp empire, would carry on the struggle, until, in God&#039;s good time, the Koch brothers, with all their power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.&quot;
Perhaps after all that prayer he realized he didn&#039;t have an original long-form birth certificate with a raised seal, doctor signatures, witness signatures, completed in full on tamper-evident paper maintained in an environment that meets archival document standards. Also a RINO (but aren&#039;t they all these days).