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bobbert's avatar

Bullshit. There is nobody named "james bob".

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bobbert's avatar

Yaknow, back when I was married, there were several Valentine's Day dinners when I "dropped" $400 to $500 (because good wine is fucking ridiculous expensive in most decent restaurants in expensive metro areas), and I wasn't even the fucking PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES at the time. And this was in the South SF Bay, not San Fran itself.

Also, too, the POTUS has a salary of $400K per year, plus expenses. And room and board/

Why the fuck shouldn't he spend a grand on a nice night out?

I'd love to know what Jamie Dimon spent on V-Day.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Actually, we're lucky we have a First Lady who DOESN'T look like a First Lady, because most First Ladies in my lifetime have been scary, pilled-up white women.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

I think you mean BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hubba hubba.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Someday she'll realize Barack isn't good enough for her. Then she'll be Mrs. Just Pixelz! (I have as much self-delusion as Fux News.)

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Hey the White House is giving away computer wallpaper.

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bobbert's avatar

How soon we forget. Ken did have a tendency to channel Shiva, but in between times he employed cheap snark (I like cheap snark).

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bobbert's avatar

So do I. But it was also four years younger. I don't know about you, but I like snapshots of me at 45 quite a lot better than those at 49.

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bobbert's avatar

I like REJECTED! Applied to Ann and Willard I like it even more.

Thank you for that.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Peisinoe libel!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dunno, I always thought Jackie O was pretty hawt

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Yahoo has never been the same since they melted down years back

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SullivanSt's avatar

Yeah, never read the comments at random bagger sites either, they'll steal your soul too, soon as they finish their bag of cheetos.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Who's that big guy in a suit over there waving something looks like a TRO?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Do you know who Yahoo! commenters love?</i>

3 main wingnut emotions: Angry, drunk and looking to get laid.

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