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It's morning in America. I did not make it to the FEMA camp. I'm in a Holiday Inn in Cleveland.

Anybody out there? Is it safe to go to the breakfast buffet? Or am <i>I</i> the breakfast buffet for lizard people?

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I thought it was cool how her dress so nicely matches that painting masterpiece.____Very nice, rack, also. Just how old was she in 1960? WoW!

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She's not the fringe because that has to be attached at one end.

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REX 84 FEMA Camps, if you please!

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That's a metal blanket "of some kind."

Just how many kinds are there? Can I knit one out of steel wool?

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Awww! Nadine, honey is that you? How well I remember our dear Nadine. Thanks Smut Boffin.

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OT: You can get the superscripted ™ by copy/pasting it from another web site. google "tm symbol". /OT

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Riley! We need you for some research. Be brave.

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if your wife is over 16, you're probably right.

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Nah. I was playing off the similar names: Colleen Thomas, Clarence Thomas. Also trying to imply he's really a blonde white guy in disguise. A perfect joke, the only thing missing is humor.

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i think dr. who might be of some help here.

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Does the text on the side of the video say "Nov. 6" when she's saying "Nov. 8th"?

That sure was easier to debunk than you thought, wasn't it?

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"That's why the Pope wears red shoes"?

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Clarence Thomas has a sister?

Nicely toned arms, though. Shake Weight?

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And the breast implants, teeth whitener and fake tan. It may be more than just hair dye.

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We are all supposed to forward this to our local news station so that they can assess just how many of us are crazy enough to believe it. Right?

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