Plotting Next Summer's Washington DC Sex Scandal Beach Read

On Friday, Hill staffers reacted to Senator Tom Coburn's lecture on safe sex:

"You keep mentioning the word 'monogamy'," a staffer named Roland Foster recalls one young woman asking after a lecture. "What is that?"

"That's when you have sex with only one partner," Coburn responded.

"You mean at a time?"

Not if you want a book contract.

 The Senator's Guide To Safe Sex [WP]

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