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Babe Paley's avatar

The more I see of your gifs, the more I love animal parents, Martini! I love that so many of them are just parents--I can see parents I know in them.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

You made this animal up with the CuteAI simulator. Squeeeeeeee!

Tommy Mo's avatar

Like I said about the recent kudu hed gif:

Pudu you love?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

You do that pudu that you do so well...

PrimerGray's avatar

Pudu you think you're foolin'?

Menotsure's avatar

I have never encountered a pudu, but I have visited the National Key Deer Preserve on Big Pine Key. The key deer are only found there, although they were once on other islands in the keys. They get no bigger than a golden retriever.

https://floridaphoenix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Key-deer-by-tripadvisor.jpg

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Artisinal venison on the hoof!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Beautiful.

Sojourner Truth's avatar

and now I know what Pudu are.

Actually, I think I remember hearing about them, but had forgotten the name.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Happy mother's day, Bacu! 🎶Go do that voodoo that you do.... you pudu you 🎶

"...Bacu’s new baby will stay with his mom until sexually mature, at 8-12 months. He’ll then be placed with a breeding partner..."

It's a pudu's life....

Stroke1's avatar

Whoop de pudu

kmblue187's avatar

Bambi! uh...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Fairy deer!

SkeptiKC's avatar

They are such delicate, graceful wee creatures. How beautiful!

The Wanderer's avatar

One of the smallest deer in the world.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Babby pudu is a cutie pie!

tehbaddr's avatar

OK, I'm stumped. Some sort of deer mustelidae hybrid?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Pudus are their very own adorable species.

tehbaddr's avatar

I like Goonemeritus' explanation.

Goonemeritus's avatar

MASAGANATION !!!!11!1!!!!!

Ms.Gyspy's avatar

"There are three branches of the government that are to some degree opposed to that level of cost savings.”

There are only three branches of the federal government. Didn't Mushpants have to study that to become a citizen?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

But will the vaccine get rid of the human gonorrhea that is Kid Rock?

beb's avatar

Recently I learned what an NPC is (Non playable character) but I wonder how many other people are confused by the term. Or why the richest man in the world with two major companies to manage would be talking like some 19 year old gamer still living in his parent;s basement,

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

A person speaks at the maturity level they have achieved. Question Answered!

Jamoche's avatar

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1kshsi4/oops_son_is_detained_at_the_airport_and_asked/

> Our son 19yo son landed at Dulles from an international flight at 7 PM. At 7:45. He texted that he was heading to customs. It’s now 11:30 PM. We haven’t heard from him and cannot reach him.

Many hours later, he's released:

> After several hours, 2 FBI agents came in. They would ask him questions regarding his feelings towards the president, terrorists, and political memes he liked on Instagram. then send him back out to wait for long periods of time.

dePizan's avatar

Trump also showed a bunch of white crosses and cars paying their respects and claimed they were mass graves. It was a temporary memorial to a couple that were killed and the cars were neighbors paying their respects. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce81334je72o

cynmac's avatar

It was also from decades ago. IIRC 2004. ETA that I do not recall. correctly and the motorcade was in 2020.

marxalot's avatar

i though elno liked talking to robots?

Cincinnatus's avatar

"Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-N.C.) is being slammed on social media for decrying a litany of words that Democrats used to describe President Donald Trump’s “big, beautiful bill” during a House rules committee hearing early Wednesday morning.

“I am concerned about what has been said about this bill and what it’s going to do, the extreme comments that have been made about it, and how I believe that it is scaring people out there in the country unnecessarily,” Foxx said during the hearing.

“The words I’ve heard particularly today are: cut, rip, gut, kill, cruel, stealing food, losing coverage, jam through, biggest transfer of wealth from vulnerable to wealthy people, irresponsible,” she continued. “That is not the way we ought to be talking about this bill.”

The reactions on social media, meanwhile, suggest these are perfectly apt descriptors for it."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rep-virginia-foxx-roasted-social-media-extreme-comments-big-beautiful-bill_n_682ef655e4b0ef574bf5a6d0

GenlyAi's avatar

Yes, Virginia, dear. We should be using the words 'cut, rip, gut, kill' to describe the fate you need to meet SOONEST.

kckitty's avatar

For some reason I have a problem with GOP politicians with misspelled names, like Foxx.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"Mexican Economy Minister Marcelo Ebrard will travel to Washington for a meeting Friday.

Sure to be mentioned at that meeting: Trump’s “one big beautiful bill” would tax transfers of money across international borders at a rate of 3.5%. Those remittances, often sent by migrant workers to family back home, represent a significant sum in their countries of origin.

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum last week called the proposal “unacceptable.”

“It would result in double taxation, since Mexicans living in the United States already pay taxes,” she said. “This will not just affect Mexico,” she added. “It will also affect many other countries and many other Latin American countries.”" [HuffPost]

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

So James Comey is the one that put Martha in prison? I did not know that. Just another reason to hate that guy even more. And I think he has mommy issues.

GenlyAi's avatar

Comey, and some rich white male misogynists who went 'Imma GET that BITCH'.

Marcie Jones's avatar

The Martha Stewart Netflix documentary reminded me. It’s a good watch!

Fender Deluxe's avatar

When we watched that doc, and I saw Comey on the screen before they told you who he was, I was like "good God."

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

A new Randy Rainbow! Suddenly everything is shiny and new.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"Gonorrhoea"? Does that mean I've been spelling "diarrhoea" wrong all these years too?

Littorally Speaking's avatar

𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥’𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰.

Not to give offence, but colour me sceptical that this will kerb what one might characterise as risky behaviour, and could instead give licence to more being hospitalised.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Your sense of humour is sulphurous.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Not interested in your judgement; have you no honour?!

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Maybe they are extra salty about the missing "C" from in front of their user name perhaps?

Sister Artemis's avatar

Your (meaning you, dear readers) morning tabs should regularly include Uncle Jeff, friend of Wonkette, who block quotes from our lovely mommy blog and dick joke emplorium in todays post:

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/hes-such-a-fucking-embarrassment?r=mwtl3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false

Mike_Cramer's avatar

They won’t. She’s too radical, too hispanic, and too female for a party of cowardly, “centrist” capitalists.

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Ugh, sorry but my dialogue tree for interaction with TechBros has only one phrase. "Ignore".