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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So wait, are they saying that listening to Black Person Music somehow rubs the blackness off on you?

Gosh, I've never heard a racist make that argument before!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I can't be a racist! I once listened to a lot of music by a black person!

The Quirk's avatar

Oedipus is coming for you!

Shypixel's avatar

You do now.

Remember, the shypixel loves you all, and wants you to be happy.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

These guys from the DC are so dope, I just saw one of them face down in a choke hold on the Miami boardwalk

Shypixel's avatar

THE VERY IDEA!

I cannot say that I have been a Seahawks fan my entire life, but only because I am older than the team.

Edit: Related - I raised my son so well, that when he went to visit his maternal grandma in Denver, he went and peed on Mile-High Stadium. Such a good kid.

Shypixel's avatar

Seemingly every conservative ever, is that you?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

except Reince Priebus in a hoodie would look more like Emperor Palpatine

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

one of the funniest stories I read was about some wannabe rapper driving drunk at 100MPH- hit a brick wall while texting YOLO to his buddies

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Helping Nail Intercourse Chicken

Shypixel's avatar

Also: can you imagine how sheepish these people will feel if they end up being re-incarnated? YOLO my ass.

Shypixel's avatar

Word to your female gender-roled parent.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Dangit! That chicken gets around, man.

Shypixel's avatar

*pshhh*

You don't see me throwing a fit when people start tossing the word Orange around as an insult.

A few hundred years of slavery and discrimination sure makes a people thin-skinned.