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So wait, are they saying that listening to Black Person Music somehow rubs the blackness off on you?

Gosh, I've never heard a racist make that argument before!

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I can't be a racist! I once listened to a lot of music by a black person!

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Oedipus is coming for you!

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Nugent, puh-LEASE!

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You do now.

Remember, the shypixel loves you all, and wants you to be happy.

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These guys from the DC are so dope, I just saw one of them face down in a choke hold on the Miami boardwalk

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THE VERY IDEA!

I cannot say that I have been a Seahawks fan my entire life, but only because I am older than the team.

Edit: Related - I raised my son so well, that when he went to visit his maternal grandma in Denver, he went and peed on Mile-High Stadium. Such a good kid.

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Seemingly every conservative ever, is that you?

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except Reince Priebus in a hoodie would look more like Emperor Palpatine

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one of the funniest stories I read was about some wannabe rapper driving drunk at 100MPH- hit a brick wall while texting YOLO to his buddies

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Helping Nail Intercourse Chicken

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Also: can you imagine how sheepish these people will feel if they end up being re-incarnated? YOLO my ass.

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Word to your female gender-roled parent.

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John Wayne Bobbitt?

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Dangit! That chicken gets around, man.

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*pshhh*

You don't see me throwing a fit when people start tossing the word Orange around as an insult.

A few hundred years of slavery and discrimination sure makes a people thin-skinned.

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