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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

If he had been on Wall Street he'd have gotten a $5 million bonus and keys to a Mercedes.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Pfft, the REAL shyster money is in buying up every internet domain you can think of and holding them until someone who has an ACTUAL business idea might need them.

Blackmailing someone with something you don't have is WAY too much work for the American Dream.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, that's Canadian milk and egg nog!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I’m writing up a business plan that makes money by blackmailing rich people with threats to move into their neighborhood thus driving their property values down. I got the idea from The Beverly Hillbillies documentary.

PubOption's avatar

A badly-spelled Welsh name? Should be Mansel.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Bitcoins? Back in the day, when we wanted to blackmail someone with fake information we demanded Monopoly money like God intended

bobbert's avatar

Old Foul Ron Libel!!!