Federal stormtroopers of the New World Order have leveled six counts of wire fraud and six counts of extortion on 34-year-old Michael Mancil Brown, alleging that the Tennessee-based information entrepreneur sought a $1 million angel investment from Mitt Romney for a data privacy start-up. The pitch — which Brown is also accused of sending to PricewaterhouseCoopers and the GOP — sought anonymized seed capital, in the form of bitcoins, for a small business that specialized in not releasing copies of Mitt Romney's tax returns. Brown is further charged with the so-called crime of seeking funding for a second business that specialized in releasing Romney's tax returns. (You may recall the details of
Pfft, the REAL shyster money is in buying up every internet domain you can think of and holding them until someone who has an ACTUAL business idea might need them.
Blackmailing someone with something you don't have is WAY too much work for the American Dream.
I’m writing up a business plan that makes money by blackmailing rich people with threats to move into their neighborhood thus driving their property values down. I got the idea from The Beverly Hillbillies documentary.
If he had been on Wall Street he'd have gotten a $5 million bonus and keys to a Mercedes.
Pfft, the REAL shyster money is in buying up every internet domain you can think of and holding them until someone who has an ACTUAL business idea might need them.
Blackmailing someone with something you don't have is WAY too much work for the American Dream.
Hey, that's Canadian milk and egg nog!
I’m writing up a business plan that makes money by blackmailing rich people with threats to move into their neighborhood thus driving their property values down. I got the idea from The Beverly Hillbillies documentary.
A badly-spelled Welsh name? Should be Mansel.
Bitcoins? Back in the day, when we wanted to blackmail someone with fake information we demanded Monopoly money like God intended
Old Foul Ron Libel!!!