Did you know that Rick Santorum is avery Christian person?He'd always come across to us like a publicly secular, church on Easter and Christmas only kinda guy who doesn't really "buy into all that stuff." But nope, he's Christian as the dickens, and he sees everything as a struggle between God and Satan.
An ashy gash is never a good thing.
Rick Santorum is the kind of guy who gets <i>out of the shower</i> to take a dump.
...smack Santorum upside the head right after my weekly round of golf with Jesus.