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schmannity's avatar

That's not what Glen Rice says.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, or Blake Griffin is eleven feet tall.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Sadly, such technical capabilities eluded us in that long ago year of 2008.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Now watch this drive.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/obama_basketballprimary.gif" target="_blank">Ahem.</a>

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schmannity's avatar

In his defense, you can't jump high with a joint in your hand.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Doesn't endurance mean NOT QUITTING?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Ann Romney is the one that will "do" the robot.

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schmannity's avatar

But your hang time seems a lot longer.

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Shypixel's avatar

Kenyans are runners, not jumpers.... How is this news to anyone? Have you not been listening to Orly?

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