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Well you really can't get elected in most places if your plan, for folks that would prefer not to be arrested, is to call a life coach. And let's face it, what is Politico going to publish if things are perceived to be getting better? The obvious solution is to publish the worst ideas as if they were mainstream ideas, agreeable to all evil liberals.

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I should have known.

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They've got a whole page full of Biden Failed headlines all cued up and ready to roll! Along with the generic Dems In Disarray thinkpieces they're itching to trot out.

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Hee! Politico DOES seem frustrated; "we were promised a gaffe machine, so c'mon, Joe, fuck something up".

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coming soon to a screen near you will be a GQP spokesman declaring the same lie and adding "as Politico reported."

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Milk crates are good. Almost became a whole new style of furniture for the '70s. Now they lock them up.

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So is that like my Theoretical Degree in Quantum Physics?

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So, a talking cheetah??

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Rethuglican candidates in "Politico"'s horse-race coverage of the election. (Of course, these are the early candidates, before their actual candidate was selected.)

https://youtu.be/fYXtec6KKow

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Welcome to Salem, MA, 1692!

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But if you take away Republican's lies, they have nothing to say!!!! Why do you want to silence Repubnicans???

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Too many guns? Too soon!!

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Politico was shamelessly burnishing old Newt Gangrene's 90s "Contract for America" and touting that he's working with Dumpty for a new GQP platform.

The piece stunk to high hell of access journalism.

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So, $10/hour when the "incentive" ends.

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Of course, of course.

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