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Funky green suspenders!

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My fear is that Kobach will mate with Michele Bachman and produce a race of super-morons.

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Aw, come on! Arkansas can occasionally do something sane! We did elect a BUNCH of women to the state lege in 2018!! I mean, we still have Asa Hutchinson and Tom Cotton, but, oh, never mind. They kinda spoil all the apples.

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That post was a thing of beauty. Thanks, Liz.

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Love you, $5F. Bracingly written post, informative yet made me snort-laugh. Gives me the strength to do my tasks today (sourdough bread-baking, tending to vegetable starts, doing the fucking dishes). Yes, the bar has sunk this low.

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That poor dog.

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Final question Bob.... What is your first name? was that from an old Cheech and Chong vinyl I heard as a kid?

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I love me some Holly Cole Trio!

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Golly gee. It's almost as if demonstrating you're a complete asshole makes people reluctant to give you money.

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Always love the poll porn.

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Bow chicka bow bow!

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Don't it seem a mite convenient that the libral sochulists manage to get that virus to help them beat real American patriots like Kris (I'm gonna run again and again) Kobach? I'd blame Obama if I wasn't real busy blaming Hillary. So many folks to blame, so little time.

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I expect #MoscowMitch to bail and retire. Which countries do we have non-extradition treaties with again?

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Pure poetry!

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"Don't worry about the polls. We'll purge every single registered Democratic voter by Nov. 1"

- Every Republican strategic meeting

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