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She came in second in a field of four.

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You left out DEPLORABLES.

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We'll just have to wait and see.

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She called her "Debs." That's sweet.

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Well, Ram trucks are made in Mexico by Italian socialists. Can't win for losing when you're tired of winning.

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That's what happened the first time.

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Trump is such a pudgy sulky child.

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"Clouds?' We almost always have clouds... or fog... and it rarely rains at all any more. Makes me sad... and dehydrated.

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That is only part of their crimes.

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El presidente naranja toca la bocina en el autobús escolar. ¿América gana?

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Si, correcto. Pineappe is mas macho que knife.

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They dangled Nationalism and "Economic Anxiety" in front of their noses while raiding their pockets, bank accounts, and votes in exchange.

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I believe she came in second to Letitia James. Tish is cool.

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Just chant "Speaker Pelosi" in your heart and ring the fuck out of some doorbells.

I have JOE DONNELLY sign in my yard because FUCK YOU MITCH was not an option. And the other sign about Mitch and The Pig Fucking is right out.

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I'm just astonished that it's even that close. But that's just me. OR IS IT??

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