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Well of couse the polls show that, since they took Jesus and prayer out of our schools. Duh.

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That's right, DeWayne. And you and your brother and sister taxpayers are funding Kim Davis' $80,000 annual salary.

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We can hope something like this phone convo takes place between now and Monday morning:

"Hello Ms Davis, This is To--, with the FRC. Glad I caught you at home. The papers said you were taking a few days off to spend with your family. You know, we just love your work. Absolutely love it. I'll just cut right to the chase. We want YOU to come work for us. We have a vacancy, since Josh Duggar had to leave us, um, somewhat unexpectedly, and we want you to fill his position. We need you to help incite folks all around this sinful country to nullify the un-Christian US constitution as upheld by our godless Supreme Court. Will you follow this calling and join us in our holy crusade to purify this land with hellfire and lobbying dollars? We'll even introduce you to a decent hair-dresser and wardrobe consultant. We do have standards here in DC, after all."

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“I love God, love people, and love my work. I hope we will continue to respect these values and that America remains a place where all three can live in harmony,” Davis said.

#notallpeople, obvs.

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Yeppers. Kim Davis does, indeed, SUCK...........................

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A county with this business in it has serious problems.

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He is absolutely correct. But nobody cares to think about it. Not our problem. We were righteous in our interference. Nobody wants to accept the fact that our fuckery is not only arrogant and deadly, it's not even consistent.

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The only people profiting from this own stock in Pfizer, the maker of Viagra. Pix of Kim have increased the number of men with ED.

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It is obvious to them that the 2nd is twice as good as the 1st.

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And I'll bet a good portion of those black men are on the down low....

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True dat!

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You had no right to say that!!!

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With a side of cheesy poofs, please.

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Well give him a break. He just got done with a hard shift of battling the Boggy Creek creature and a pompous anthropologist.

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I'd tell "Kim Davis naked!" THAT will get folks up and running for sure.

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I thought the whole point this mess was our failure to recognize that everything revolves around Kim Davis's massive ego and authoritarian whims.

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