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If the Abstinency-Only Club had had their way, that way-prettier-than-them blond girl wouldn't exist. In your face, Victoria Jackson!!

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Vomit yes, however.

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Alex Briley?

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<i>powerful old men being creepy towards young ladies.</i>

Wasn't that a story arc on "Friends"? Seemed to get lots of laughs at the time.

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<i>human interest reporter Luke Russert</i>

AKA the Spokesmodel for the Lucky Sperm Club.

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see what happens when you show your belly?

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True dat.

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